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Noun: An extremely overweight mule in Pennsylvania that does not function like a normal horse and has no will or inspiration to do anything with its time or life. Generally useless, lazy, smells horrid, and does not contribute to any notable efforts. Has stayed in the same place the entirety of its life.

Used to refer to a lazy or otherwise unkempt person, as well as a dishonest drama starter - often one that still lives with their mother despite being well past the age of moving - and regularly associates with people half their age.

The word is locally derived from Northern Pennsylvania along the border of NY, however has been been heard all across regions of the East Coast, most notably by farmers or small town residents in reference to the ''village idiot''
''man, there goes that Rumpff again hanging out with the local kids''

''I would love to have some hay for all my cows, but that Rumpff keeps eating it all''

''Maybe should call the housing authority, because that Rumpff isnt going to be fixing that house''
Rumpff by Stroudly Proudly September 23, 2022
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1-The thing that you sit on
2-The last name of a really awsome dude, dude.
1-"I fell on my rumpff"
2-"Thats Jacob Rumpff dude is Awsome!"
rumpff by RUMPFF October 14, 2004
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Synonymous with ''Obese, foul, multi chinned, atrocious mule'' - Rumpff is a term coined by occupants of ''Meth Valley'' in Bradford County, Pennsylvania, specifically the residents of 4th, Hugh, and Spruce St. respectively.

The word is typically used as a derogatory or otherwise offensive term for heavier set, unbathed, unkempt, alcoholic, and generally putrid smelling individuals, who steal their mothers' prescriptions and sell them, and who despite approaching 30 years old, still live in the same house they grew up in with no plans of leaving.

The word was originally inspired by a local resident of this area, and was so frequently used by 2019, that it was actually labeled a form of ''bullying'' to refer to someone by this term.
''Oh man, that Rumpff is STILL at the bar''
''The ground is shaking... earthquake? Oh nevermind, its just a Rumpff walking down the street''
''There goes that Rumpff again, stealing her mothers car to go to the bar''
Rumpff by Stroudly Proudly September 16, 2022

rumpfucker 

1. The act of being an asshole to a lady. 2. Also can be used as a prank.
Example 1
Parker: Go get me a sandwhich!
Heather: (to friend) God! he's such a rumpfucker!
Example 2
Ben: (to Gaurd) Hi, I'm here to see Mr. rumpfucker
Gaurd: Excuse me?
rumpfucker by malimali December 7, 2007
loud, obnoxious, lies a lot about the small stuff, unique, and can be spotted by the distinct voice.
Whoa, what was that noise? It sounded so...rumpf.
Rumpf by Pump it LOUDA March 17, 2009

Nathan Rumpf

A hot and super sexy man with a 9 meter defeater. Has no fucks to give. He is very thicc and he has more dick inside of him than outside. All girls fall for him when he is in the same room.
Nathan Rumpf is the thiccest person I've ever seen
Nathan Rumpf by gantvat February 25, 2022

rumpfall 

1. a mistake.
2. heavy fall on the buttocks..
1. He has committed a rumpfall in love.
2. She suffered a rumpfall and almost broke her buttocks.
rumpfall by uttam maharjan August 12, 2012