rub my eyeball Share definition Flag Slang; To masturbate, or to jerk off. <Fungahhh> I'm about to go rub my eyeball in a sec ok guys so brb <Mooseka> k rub my eyeball by Fungahhh March 8, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the rub my eyeball mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch