rub out a fatty

Whack of until you unload.

After watching the cheerleading trials, I had to run home and rub out a fatty

by T@R December 26, 2006

Rub out a batch

Whack off. Masturbate. Take Little Johnny Dancing Down at Knuckle Junction.

Sometimes I goto the 23rd Floor bathroom in the afternoon, think about the Latina secretaries, receptionists and paralegals and rub out a batch.

by Hank the Angry Dwarf September 26, 2006

Rub out a chubby

Alternate way of saying beat the meat, used to hide you're going for a chug

Tensions are high, rub out a chubby

Alan, there's a time and place and this is not it, why don't you rub out a chubby

by ExtremeLengthMcPhie March 13, 2016

rubbing out an 'eddie'

to masturbate at one's workplace

It sure was a downer that he was interupted by an intercom page while he was rubbing out an 'eddie' in the janitors closet.

by Lou Lewis November 8, 2007

rub-out-room

A room in a corporate office formally known as "Wellness Room" or "Sick Room" where savvy and horny worker bees can go to masturbate or "rub one out" in privacy.

Dude, so yesterday I'm all at work and Priscilla starts sending me all kinda durtee email notes and hot-'n-steamy sexts about how she's super horny and CAN'T wait until I get off work and get to her place...but it was only 10:00 a.m.!

I immediately hit the rub-out-room and drain the venom from my cobra! There was no way I could handle seven more hours of office work with a sack full of venom!

by The Fig July 23, 2014

rub out the easy one

jerking off before a date when your sure your goin to get laid so you dont blow your load too soon during sex

I'm going to go and rub out the easy one before I go out with Jessica.

by yugocar April 23, 2006

rub it out

to masterbate

Damn That girl is hot, i better rub it out before i explode.

by Timbo October 16, 2003