en route

French for "on the way". Mostly used by the police, to announce on radio where they are driving from and heading to.

"This is 24, we are en route from downtown to Martin Luther King Drive."

by mtd- February 25, 2006

ninja route

quicker than the shortest way possible from point A to point B. Usually utilising unknown shortcut, back alleys or secret routes.

After arriving at their destination in record time, the rabbi says to the preist, "Damn thats the f#*kin ninja route and sh*t!"

by halluciphile October 29, 2003

Mattress Route

Sleeping your way to the top.

Amy: how did she get that job.
Araksi: that slut? she took the mattress route.

by Araksi P. July 26, 2010

L route

when you or a group of friends drive around aimlessly while smoking marijuana

dave: i want to smoke but i don’t want to stay home

josh: let’s take an L route then

by 🍁Thruple October 30, 2017

roadinary route

When people (mostly locals that's been living in city or town for a long time) know their way around streets especially on stoplights, when you see the light red you find another route to your destination to make the trip faster.

Example 1:
Man- Whoa woman what are you trying to do pass that red light, you won't.

Woman- I'm just taking a roadinary route through this gas station. Its lot quicker than waitin at the light.

Man- No wonder why people say woman's drive crazy.

Woman- Stop your bitchin already

Example 2:
Man#1- Whats with all this traffic, mos def we're gonna be late with our dates. Ayo slow down. You're about to hit that car in front of us.

Man#2- Relax, stop squeezing your cheeks. I know my roadinary routine around this traffic

by BiGP00bAh March 9, 2009

Route-69

The crown jewel of road head. When the female is in the driver's seat. The male puts his hands on the brake and gas, and his legs behind the driver's head. Then they proceed to 69 each other.

We were driving down I-85 when we decided to take a detour onto Route-69.

by Lilmanbig July 11, 2022

Blue route

A heterosexual wormhole.

Penis-in-female-urethra sex.

Guy: Can I go in the other hole?
Girl: Well, I really don't like anal se...
Guy: No, the other OTHER hole.
Girl: Oh. Well. Yeah, let's do that.

(Blue route)

by dr_teeth May 16, 2008