roto router 

having anal sex with a girl you just met at a club in the clubs restroom while giving her a swirly

Yo,bro I just went all roto router on that girl at the club last night

roto router by bustahumphammer November 10, 2009

Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin 

A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!

My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!

Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin by Kenneth Zevo July 10, 2022

The Roto-Rooter 

An act of sexual perfection which requires 2 main ingredients in order to be successfully accomplished: A coil spring mattress and a gassy male counterpart. The man will be on the bottom, and while the woman rides with delight, he cuts a loud, gut-wrenching fart, which is then amplified by the coil spring mattress to send vibrations through his shaft so that she feels it in her bones, thereby enhancing her pleasure and overall sexual experience. It is also acceptable for both parties to laugh uncontrollably upon completion.

Jim: So Becky and I went and had Mexican for dinner last night, then we went home to screw.
Brad: Dude, sounds like all the ingredients for a Roto-Rooter! Did you give her one?
Jim: Hell yeah I did, we laughed our asses off, too. I ripped one and it shook the whole bed. She loves the Roto-Rooter.

The Roto-Rooter by Jon the American June 13, 2021

roto rooter 

california drain and sewer cleaning person ( aka tail pipe cleaner )

Yo LA Roto rooter hombre when U get done cleaning my pipes just blow blow horn I give mexican credit card NO!

In California just 2 types of hombre's HOT ROD doggie and roto rooter's

roto rooter by itichie_nocanpo August 30, 2006

Roto-Reuter 

A sarcastic joke or remark; usually used to create a break of comic relief in a conversation.

At first I took him literally, but quickly realized his comment was just a roto-reuter in the conversation.

Roto-Reuter by StaticFrequency January 5, 2017

Roto-Rooter 

The deviant sexual practice wherein the gentleman defecates into the mouth of his partner, filling it to the brim, then proceeds to use his engorged genital (or in this case, foaming pipe snake) to bang said mouth, as if trying to unclog a stopped-up drain.

"Alright kids, time for bed! And be quick about it; Daddy's downstairs awaiting a rambunctious night of coupling, culminating in an intense Roto-Rooter the likes of which this sleepy little hamlet has never seen."

Roto-Rooter by Hogarth Yasminowitz December 11, 2006

Roto-Rooter Special

Examining her pipes, clearin 'em out and leavin 'em open - all for the low, low price of ___________ (insert ungodly demands here).

"Awww damn girl... Got my back hurtin' - ahh it's all in a days work though. Got that money for me, ho? What? Bitch, it's the Roto-Rooter Special, you'd best pay the bill and smile."

Roto-Rooter Special by Corndawg 'N' Fries October 5, 2004