Rooted

To be extremely high to the point that you are unable to get up and be productive.

Bro, I am rooted to this chair and I'm not going anywhere anytime soon.

by 66Shadow September 19, 2011

Root

To have sex.

"She wants to root all the boys"

"I had a root last night"

by Frihet April 19, 2009

Slang, commonly used in Belfast, for an erect penis. Can also be used to describe someone that is particularly irritating

1. I was watching some serious porn and i was up a massive root
2. Justin Timberlake is a wee root

by t_scullion July 11, 2008

Root, cock, dick, schlong, johnson, call it what you will.

Brett likes to play with his root.

by tommy d717 May 9, 2006

Ballick naked he was...and he was up a root!

Piers Morgan? That fuckin' root? Fuck I really hate the cunt.

by Clarkekentyboy April 28, 2008

where that root at means where that penis at

by troots February 19, 2007