rootboy

Equivalent to a paperboy but then with the focus on delivering roots (and occasionly rootbeer!).

Man: What the hell is all that junk doing in the front yard?Woman: the rootboy came again....
Man: Great... I just don't get WHY he keeps filling our yard with roots and rootbeer, this is just so f*cked up... it serves absolutely no purpose... sigh.. i'll get the broom.... and visit the cops again... why did we want live here again?

rootboy by Maever March 24, 2010

Get merch

Get the rootboy mug.

See more merch

rootboy

Someone who dresses and speaks like a faggot, pretends to have a lot of money and carries extensive amounts of cash ("G") in his trouser pockets. Rootboys are laughable characters.

Example of rootboy talk: "If you hang with the G, you gotta carry G".

rootboy by Vader218 June 4, 2007

Get merch

Related Words

rootboy • root beer float • root beer • root down • root of all evil • Root Canal • Root Kit • root rat • Root beer throat • root cause

dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

Get merch

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Get merch

Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Get merch

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

Get merch

priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

Get merch