by Conqueefador851239 July 13, 2023
When your going down on a girl under the covers and making a motorcycle noise while slapping your face against her clam
by Catt July 18, 2017
An expression of such utter boredom that effortless joyriding on a robot seems the last thing left to do.
Pretending you are a shark chasing prey is meant to add some entertainment even though you know you just look sad.
When:
You are a smart cat who has matured...
The mystery of the red dot has been solved...
Harassing the dog isn't as entertaining as it once was...
Life is so boring that even catnip doesn't do it for you anymore...
What can you do?
You can always Ride the Roomba.
*From the Youtube video of Max the cat riding the Roomba brand robotic vacuum cleaner, (in a shark costume).
Pretending you are a shark chasing prey is meant to add some entertainment even though you know you just look sad.
When:
You are a smart cat who has matured...
The mystery of the red dot has been solved...
Harassing the dog isn't as entertaining as it once was...
Life is so boring that even catnip doesn't do it for you anymore...
What can you do?
You can always Ride the Roomba.
*From the Youtube video of Max the cat riding the Roomba brand robotic vacuum cleaner, (in a shark costume).
by theOriginalSlangard August 22, 2014
by SillyGirl1 April 17, 2016
When you are naked except for a cowboy hat, a Confederate flag as a cape, and a blindfold, while also speaking in a southern accent. You then walk around the room blindfolded bumping into shit until you fall into her vagina
"I gave my girl a Mississippi roomba last night"
"Oh ya how'd that go"
"It was great minus the 20 minutes it took me to find her"
"Oh ya how'd that go"
"It was great minus the 20 minutes it took me to find her"
by Ramón Sauve June 13, 2017
Utilizing the wheelbarrow sex act (hold up partner while penetrating from the rear), the man pushes his partner around the room as the partner licks the floor clean. Using vodka as a floor cleaner is commonplace for the Russian Roomba, but not required.
by cameltoad1 April 28, 2015
Sex act involving a roomba and five mexicans. The lady will be taped to a roomba while five mexicans form a circle around her ant take turns rubbing their dicks on her while throwing jizz at her
by The turd finger February 14, 2018