The alias used by Atlanta Falcons below-average "quarterback" Michael Vick. This alias was used because Vick contracted herpes and did not want it to become public when he went for treatment. The story became known because the should be criminal spread the disease to another woman. Keep in mind Vick was aware that he was carrying herpes.
Michael Vick should retire and permanently change his name to Ron Mexico because he really sucks.
Finding out that your partnerjust gave you the herp (or any other std).
Bill: Dude, I just had a Ron Mexico experience last night.
Ted: What happened?
Bill: I tried pranking Virginia with an alaskan snow dragon but she just swallowed and said "I've got it too."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!