noun - an annoying college roommate. often, the roman will attempt to create uncomfortable homo-emotional moments between the roommates due to its periodic menstrual cycle. a roman can be identified with one or more of the following attributes: catching stray cats and keeping them to provide its own lonely pussy with company; wearing tight clothing, especially pants to show off its camel-toe; sleeping next to a machete as a precaution so that if too much blood flows from its vagina in the middle of the night, it can cut out the swollen tampon; lighting over 42 candles and placing them around the apartment as it masturbates to the bathroom mirror in the absence of "friends"; driving a green volvo wagon at high speeds with the windows down to air out its flapping vagina; in cases where its roommates leave it to run away, a roman will lock itself in its room for days as it cries in a whisper to its vagina; a roman's pet (such as lizards or fish) will kill themselves rather than suffer the nauseating stench which its festering vagina emits on a day to day basis.

if not clear by now, a roman will inherently have a vagina. this is due to a genetic mutation caused by being born in close proximity to the broken down nuclear sites of the former soviet union i.e. Chernobyl. in the event of encountering a roman, one MUST light it with a flaming glass of vodka; this is the only way it will leave you alone.

it is an unfortunate circumstance. one cannot control contingency.
I'm sorry I trashed your couch, bro.

What the fuck, dude! Why?!?

I had to. That fucking roman wouldn't stop threatening me with his machete because I didn't care about what he named his new beta-fish. After I lit him on fire, he was so upset, his vagina exploded. There was blood everywhere.

sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me
by beaman,dude April 29, 2010
Top Definition
a really hot guy who isnt ugly but isnt all that physically attractive, yet he has something that attracts girls
That person who is walking over there is a roman guy.
by stefanye April 12, 2007
That kid that calls you a noob.
I own you because I am Roman.
by Roman January 18, 2004
A treasure to the world, this gem of a man is all that you ever dreamt would come true. He is the most charismatic, heavenly handsome, and caring person that will ever cross your path and once you fall deep into his entrancing brown eyes, you won't ever want to leave his gaze. He makes you feel like a wonderful person even though you may not feel this way. He's the most amazing person known to us all. A talented writer, a compassionate man, a heart catching spirt, nothing more can be said. He's words are like molten gold and he will leave you speechless and breathless all at one go with all he is. He's the type of man who with one look will be able to read your eyes and will jolt your heart from that very first moment. He's irresistibly sexy, smart, kind hearted, skilled, overall simply AMAZING guy and you are bound to fall madly in love with him. he is the kind of guy you will want to spend the rest of your life with, each day growing together, loving each other. Truly the most brilliant, sexy, sweet man ever, hold on to him forever because he will give light to each day just by knowing he is in the world. He is the man who will make a space in your heart, touch your being and move you to tears with all that he is. A one-of-kind person and you won't ever be able to fall in love with anyone else once you've given your heart to Roman, il mio amore.
A true inspiration, a man to bless my dreams, he has created a space in my heart, he is the creme of creme de la cremes. The catcher of my eye, the capturer of my heart the guy i love to love more and more... he must be a Roman.
by three.lined.puzzlez May 24, 2010
Roman is an amazing guy who can make you smile with out even having to try. Hes funny and secretly caring.
That guy is such a Roman
by ascot0302 October 27, 2010
The most handsome, sexy, irredistable, funny, caring, loving man that exists. He can brighten up anyones day with his cute, charming smile, and his amazing personality defines his character. Every moment spent with him is a moment that can be cherished. is someone who works extremely hard, and even though failures may sometimes come, he does not let that get in his way.Instead, he continues to learn and pursues his goal.

Knowing him and being in love with him is the best thing that can happen in your life. Even when you are miles apart,he still makes you feel Like the luckiest girl alive.
by 123aim July 26, 2011
The sexiest man in the universe, you cant help but to stare at him wishing he was yours, all the girls want him. All the guys are jealous.
Man, i wish i was that guy, he's a real Roman
by evenhare August 06, 2011
the true players way of saying rum and coke
hook me up with a "roman"
by Raoul J. Duke August 28, 2006

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