if not clear by now, a roman will inherently have a vagina. this is due to a genetic mutation caused by being born in close proximity to the broken down nuclear sites of the former soviet union i.e. Chernobyl. in the event of encountering a roman, one MUST light it with a flaming glass of vodka; this is the only way it will leave you alone.
it is an unfortunate circumstance. one cannot control contingency.
What the fuck, dude! Why?!?
I had to. That fucking roman wouldn't stop threatening me with his machete because I didn't care about what he named his new beta-fish. After I lit him on fire, he was so upset, his vagina exploded. There was blood everywhere.
sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me
Knowing him and being in love with him is the best thing that can happen in your life. Even when you are miles apart,he still makes you feel Like the luckiest girl alive.