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rolphing 

The act of vomiting words, in other words saying words that you don't mean to say or don't realize you are saying, but yet on purpose. (Look up ROLPHING on youtube for better exp.)
Guy #1: I ammmmmmmmmmmmmm maaaybee eatinggggg jelly donnnnnapelesss.
Guy #2: Dude, you just totally rolphed.
Guy #3: LOL, rolphing makes me laugh.
rolphing by Sw33tbabiBlu3 December 9, 2008
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Rolphing 

To fondle the breasts of or try to finger a much younger girl. To molest.
Despite being a famous entertainer he finally got caught out rolphing young girls.
Rolphing by Shaven haven June 11, 2014
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ralphing 

v. The act if vomiting.
Look at that chick ralphing, I told you not to order more then a salad!
ralphing by Jargin April 26, 2006

Ralphing around

Messing up the day of everyone around you, while trying to make enough money to lose it all at the casino. Rinse and Repeat.
Dude 1: What's the motherfucker up to?
Dude 2: he's ralphing around. Niggas got an itch to give all his scrap money to the Indians again.
Ralphing around by Capt Jacker October 27, 2022

Ralphing 

Posing bent down like a gangster for a picture by any random item...must be the the crouching position looking hard as hell
At my moms ralphing the shit out of these throw pillows
Ralphing by #ralphing goin viral December 11, 2013

ralphing 

When someone becomes so excited by something that the energy contained inside the "ralper" manifests itself in the form of an awkward squeel of immense joy. An act illustrating the inability for one to maintain composure, causing a complete break of character, regardless of who may be nearby.
Joseph was watching an oh-so-entertaining episode of Kenan and Kel one evening and during an awkward moment of the show, he became so excited and embarrassed for the comedic duo that he let out a ralph. Nobody looked at him the same again.

Ralphing occurs regularly throughout society.

The two children skateboarding slid down the hill at lightning speeds. They managed to find a way to a complete stop. The thrill was so immense that they both jumped with joy and took turns ralphing.
ralphing by OAFUS KABAL October 29, 2008

Ralphing 

When a story is told which seems unbelievable or far fetched.
Stop ralphing, everyone knows you did it.
Ralphing by Primo March 31, 2015
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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