rockspring mcdonalds 

Where cool kids (read: losers with no lives) hang out every day. And by "every day", I mean they get off the bus and go straight to McDonalds and proceed to stay there for hours at a time. Said "cool kids" are unable to get a job at McDonalds, because they're idiots. They also occasionally get boyfriends there. There is the occasional lesbian there at work, and a herd of glaring old people. Note: Do not talk to the lady that cleans the tables!

Girl 1: Hey, do you want to go the Rockspring McDonalds to pick up guys?
Girl 2: That's where I got my last five boyfriends! Sure!

rockspring mcdonalds by League of The Old People December 9, 2008

Rockapotamus 

A very small hippopotamus that can fit into your pocket. When needed it can be withdrawn to play music through its mouth

(Still requires all the veterinary care of a regular hippopotamus)

Check it out bro! I've gotta Rockapotamus in my hand!

Rockapotamus by JohnnyRevolver January 13, 2009

rockapella 

A certifiably unique pop musical group that takes the previously stodgy music genre of a cappella and brings it full-force into the next century. Well renowned for its stint on the show "Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego" and a late 1990's Folger's Coffee commercial.

Do it Rockapella!

rockapella by Anonymous June 10, 2003

rock up

Actually means to arrive without any prior planning, or specific materials.

1. Do I need to make an appointment? Nah, just rock up.

2. Is there a dress code for Joe's party? Not sure, I'm just gonna rock up.

3. If I'm going to the USA, can I just rock up or do i need a visa?

rock up by bjps October 23, 2007

rockpile 

rok payhl noun, verb.

The act of, or the experience of having, no fewer than three scrotums (or five testicles) placed and rested for a time around the face, mouth, nose, ears, or chin.

Jack broke up with Jill because he came home to find her getting rockpiled by half the football team.

rockpile by Pile it On August 17, 2009

Rockport, MA 

Rockport Massachusetts is the most tiny town you will ever visit. The locals are mostly stuck up old people, and any middle age people that live there have been there since birth. Most Rockport kids go to Rockport public school systems. I have never seen a more poor school in my entire life. They take away kid’s tissues when they have to pay for something. The teachers (especially D.C. Gagnon) are trash but the school can not afford to hire new ones. Their music and arts program is good, but don’t be fooled. That’s the only thing the school in the middle of freaking nowhere is good for. Also, all the rockport boys wear shorts and a t-shirt when it’s 30 degrees out. Next, the tourists. They all flock in from god knows where, all to see a little red fishing house?? Makes no sense. Downtown there are about 10,000 rockport kids in the summer and just as many art galleries. You walk two feet and there’s an art gallery. In the summer, the main beach, front beach, is tiny but still crawling with tourists. The water is freezing and filled with seaweed. Suffice to say, DON’T LIVE IN ROCKPORT. YOU WILL STAY THERE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AND NEVER ESCAPE....

Those Rockport, MA old folks are at it again complaining about the young people!

Rockport, MA by Yurrrr mom May 10, 2019

Rockpile 

(n,v) The act of putting at least six testicles on one face.

Look, Hal passed out. Let's rockpile him.

Or

Look, Hal passed out. Let's give him a rockpile.

Rockpile by PeteFalcone August 17, 2009