ROFLROCKET 

The ordinance that comes standard-equipped on all ROFLCHOPPERS and ROFLCHOPTERS. Typically used to take out LMAOPLANES, LOLCOWS, and other E-Nuisances. A paradox, ROFLROCKETS are both weapons of war and peace at the same time.

The main armament of a ROFLROCKET is an anti-absurdity warhead that smites down e-thugs, e-trolls and e-bullies with undeniable reason and exposes them as fools, while simultaneously entertaining all(especially children) who see its explosions. Unlike other rockets in the real world, a ROFLROCKET if aimed properly will never miss its target.

.......................__ ............
......<ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL>.
........................| |...........
................... __\||/____......
.\\...............|'-|--| .\\....\.....
..\ \_...........|--|---|..\\ ....\....
../ L \____,/-------\___\___\
.|LOL|-------------O----- ----,\..
..\ L /______,---''-----------, /...
../ /.............\_________ ,/....
.//.............___/ROFLROCKET\__/.

(sorry it got ruined a little in the translation. )

The ROFLCOPTER rains down a furious maelstrom of ROFLROCKETS on all those who oppose it, while simultaneously pleasing children.

ROFLROCKET by ShogaNinja February 19, 2009

redrocket 

1.When a mans penis gets jerked around so much that the head of his dick looks deep red. Thus the name red rocket.

2.Or to insult somone, when the termdick head has been used to many times.

-1.Amanda jerked me off so hard that my penis looked like a redrocket.

-2. Last night jim pulled a redrocket on my ass.

redrocket by Sirsmokesalotofweed August 11, 2006

redrocket popper 

To pour poprocks under one's foreskin

At the the carnival port-a-potty I gave myself a redrocket popper

redrocket popper by wierdwillywanker October 27, 2017

Roblocken 

1) a fictional robot person in a worldwide game.

2) a roblox avatar that is a blocky one.

3) a person liking the game roblox and been active for 1 year.

I am a roblocken

Roblocken by Robloxian33 February 25, 2021

Rotpocket 

A derogatory term for a trans woman who had penile removal surgery

“Dude, look at that Rotpocket over there, ugly fucker”
“Man, that ain’t very nice

Rotpocket by GangliotnTwitch November 20, 2022

Rotpocket 

A neologistic portmanteau slur (rot + hotpocket) to describe a transgender's "neovagina" owing to the fact that a post-op tranny's pseudovagina fills up with pus, a nest of public hairs, and a distinct rotting smell that can be detected even when they are wearing clothes. Since the pseudovagina is an open wound, it must be dilated frequently or it will heal up.

A hotpocket part is meant to refer to internet janitors, "jannies" or moderators (named for their tendency to be obese, terminally online, hyper-offended, censorious and eating hotpockets all day because they don't know how to cook) which implies that aforementioned "rotpocket" worms their way into positions of power online where they spend inordinate amounts of time banning and censoring anyone who speaks out against transgender ideology.

"You may ban me but unlike your gender, I can change my IP. You'll never be a woman, rotpocket. Seethe, cope and dilate"

Rotpocket by Rotpocket March 2, 2023

RedRocket Trumpet

When one blows into the anus of the one they are “throatfucking”. Typically a male to male contact.

“Yeah I told him to turn upside down so I could give him the good ol’ redrocket trumpet”

RedRocket Trumpet by Corvid P. Squire January 9, 2026