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friends with risks 

1.The opposite of "friends with benefits". 2. When you need to visit the STD clinic shortly after hanging out with your friends. 3. Typically, what happens when the risks of your friendship outweigh the "benefits". 4. People that actually think the "benefit" in a friendship is your ability to have sex with them.
Kim:" What's up with Dave? He hasn't been around for a few days."
Carla: " I guess he took the hint. I turned him down the other night. He kept pulling at my clothes while we were watching a Twilight movie. That's ok, I'm tired of friends with risks anyway!"
friends with risks by Dee Sember December 4, 2010
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benefits outwade the risks 

Refers to da conclusions of a safety-assessment study dat determined dat a proposed/practiced sloshing-through-da-shallows activity was one which was still advisable despite there being minor-to-moderate health/safety-hazards associated wif said noisy splashing.
A comparatively-small number of local overly-concerned parents protested about da present-but-negligible dangers of allowing their little ones to search tidal pools for small aquatic creatures, but considering da recreational and educational virtues of said endeavors, most people concluded dat "the benefits outwade the risks".

ready to risk it all!

“Ready to risk it all!” describes a state of mind wherein an individual has completely lost all rationality and sense of inhibition in a situation that could quite possibly end or ruin his life or career forever. It’s all about: forbidden behavior in too public a place; with too many lights; too many cameras; and waaaaaaaay too many witnesses.
It was his last night as a bachelor and all of the dancers knew it. Redheads were is Kryptonite and by the time “Red” had finished her lap dance he was ready to risk it all!

risky risky wiggy wigi 

Chae: Risky Risky Wiggy Wigi This is an Emergency
Dubu: Help me, Help me Somebody Help me ‘cause I know I Can’t Stop Me
Yessir spelt backwards, a exclamation of total barbaric victory. A power move only usable by the most elite of mankind.
RISSEY!
Rissey by JellyJamm June 9, 2020

Hop on Risk of Rain 2

Slang for having aggressive, gay oral sex
"Hey man, wanna hop on Risk of Rain 2?"
"Nah dude, I'm beat from last run."

risky text

a message you spent the whole day thinking about how you're going to type it then you can't get yourself to press send. after you press send you feel the urge to smash your phone or shoot yourself.
oh shit I should not have sent that risky text
risky text by vapegod420 June 29, 2015