infatuation risk

A person who has a crush on you who you must avoid or ignore to prevent him or her from thinking your are interested.
Also, a situation where a person would find him or herself the center of unwanted sexual or amorous attention.

"Man, that ugly girl, Katrina, has been crushing on me for months. I'm trying to stay away from her because she's an infatuation risk."
"Don't bring your hot straight guy friends to a gaybar. That's an infatuation risk."

by dancinjansen March 8, 2008

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Comedic Risk

The risk involved when telling a joke or doing something that your not sure is funny or not.

Alex- Did you hear that joke Marcus told about the astronaut, the nun, and the hair dryer?

Brendon- Yeah he took a lot of Comedic Risk with that one.

by Doctor Lawls February 17, 2010

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STD Risk

As implied. The risk of catching an STD from a sexual encounter because the other person is a whore. Could also be used as a scale from one to ten or as a probability. One being the lowest, ten being he highest.

That girl is so dime, I would hit it but she's whore and I wouldn't take the std risk.

I would bang that skank but even double baggin it wouldn't be worth the STD risk.

Wow! Look at that girl dancing on the bar. What a Skankzilla. STD risk - 10 or STD risk - 100%.

by DBARBS March 11, 2009

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Comment Risk

The risk brought on by specific comments on any particular Facebook status. Comments with high comment risk would be things like comments by your family on a status meant to make your friends laugh. Comments with extraordinarily high risk are usually deleted in order to still get the intended attention.

God dammit, my mom just commented on that inside joke I posted. I'll have to delete it, too much comment risk.

by xuberxhaxxx July 4, 2010

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