A Rip Van Shtinkel is when someone farts so badly while they are asleep that the sound and odor wake them up.
Dave pulled off such a bad Rip Van Shtinkel that no only did it wake him up, it also woke up his wife and his two cats.
by connorsji December 23, 2009
by captainawesomeP June 16, 2014
Has an origin from a main character of short story with the same name written and published by Washington Irving in 1819. The term is used to describe persons who fall asleep or are absent for sometime, and do not realize what the hell has happened around them when they wake up or return.
Jane: Oh, there you are, Rick. Good luck on the test tomorrow!
Rick: What? There's a test tomorrow?
Jane: Of course! Our teacher told us. Don't you remember?
Rick: No, not really. I was...
Jane: Felling asleep in the class again, right? Seriously, what's wrong with you? Are you Rip Van Winkle?
Rick: What? There's a test tomorrow?
Jane: Of course! Our teacher told us. Don't you remember?
Rick: No, not really. I was...
Jane: Felling asleep in the class again, right? Seriously, what's wrong with you? Are you Rip Van Winkle?
by manat31790 March 5, 2011
A flamboyant male that prays upon males and females that are passed out in order to penetrate their tight little unsuspecting winkers and rearranging their lower intestines.
I don’t know what happened last night. I remember playing quarters with whiskey shots for two hours then it went all black. I woke up this morning and my underwear were stuffed in my mouth and my asshole was greased and sore as hell. I took a shit and it was so compacted it was like trying to pass a table leg out my ass. What the hell happened? Braaaaaahhhh. You got the old Rip Van Winker.
Last time I passed out at the frat house I got several rounds of the rip Van Winker. It took ten stitches at the hospital the next day just to get it to close back up.
Last time I passed out at the frat house I got several rounds of the rip Van Winker. It took ten stitches at the hospital the next day just to get it to close back up.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
by flacktastic January 30, 2007
a person so clueless that they appear to have been separated from society for an extremely prolonged period of time - as if that person had been asleep for 50+ years.
by husein January 15, 2007
This is when someone falls asleep while taking a dump. Originated in the 1800's when a dutchmen unknowingly drank a magic potion in a drink gave to him by dwarfs. That night he fell asleep while taking a dump only to awake 20yrs later to find out all of his family and friends had died, moved away or gone to war all while he slept on the dumper.
Glen pulled a Rip Van Dumple the other night at the party. He drank so much he passed out sittin there on the toilet takin a dump.
by ooten November 5, 2007