2 definitions by flacktastic

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An episode of masturbation so emotionally stirring that it moves the masturbator to tears.
When Keith saw the stunning picture of his ex-girlfriend, he was inspired to give himself a crying j.
by flacktastic October 22, 2006

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The impressions left on one's face or arms after a nap.
He fell asleep on his notebook in class and woke up with spiral-shaped rip van wrinkles.
by flacktastic January 30, 2007

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