ringworm

A fungal infection that dirty bastards get.

James: What the fuck is that on your leg?
Anthony: I don't know, I've had it for about six months, it doesn't hurt though.
James: I'd go to the Doctors if I were you. It looks like Ringworm.
Anthony: Ringworm! But that's what dirty bastards get.
James: And your point is?

by pinkbum September 29, 2005

ringworm

A huge fan of the Ring movies, Japanese or American.

Samara loves the ringworms

by Gambit1138 May 8, 2005

Ringworm

A workplace name that replaces the name ‘cunt’

Do some work ya fuckin ringworm

by Joek1ng4312 January 1, 2018

Ringworm

A type of fungal infection that is known to be contracted from the rimming of a stinking bastards arsehole. Gingers are also known to be carriers of this rare fungus.

Nonse: What the hell is that on your face Le?
*she looks in mirror*
Plums: Awwww must be a bit of ringworm chops from last night butt?

by bigsuckableplums July 2, 2010

Molly Ringworm

When you're so drunk that you can't remember the name of the girl from The Breakfast Club.

I can't remember the name of the girl from that movie....kids in detention...mary...margaret...molly ringworm

by doodlebugz10 December 22, 2010

Ringworm Buffet

A retarded defintion, mostly because Ringworm is not caused by parasitic infection, but by fungi. Also, ringworm is not limited to the anal area. Most likely Al Morrowfield was thinking of tapeworm or pinworm.

Al Morrowfield is an idiot.

by EJL March 17, 2004

Ringworm Buffet

analingus

She's so sweet, I'd give her the Ringworm Buffet.

by Al Morrowfield May 27, 2003