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right said fred 

a band that sang the infamous one hit wonder "i'm too sexy." the song lists a number of things the guy is too sexy for, such as his shirt, parties, his hat and a bundle of other cr-azy things ending in an overload of sexiness leading to the desmise of the song.
right said fred is so sexy i'm gonna have a heart attack

i don't feel right said fred is that sexy

that poor cat
right said fred by cynical me August 6, 2005
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Right Said Fred 

When describing a Lady wearing a low cut top and a good bra.
You see two Bald head like objects in her bra..... like Right Said Fred.
Ozzie: Corr have you seen that girl over there?

Pat: What her and Right Said Fred!?!

Right Said Fred 

Very good cannabis where one "hit" can mess your shit up. Much like the wildly popular song "I'm Too Sexy" caused Right Said Fred to be a "one hit wonder"
"Dude, that shit is bad-ass, it's totally Right Said Fred."

Rightsaidfredaphobia 

The fear of being to sexy for one's shirt.
John: "Hey man, why you taking off your shirt?"
Mario: "I got rightsaidfredaphobia"

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026