universal remonster 

The invention of German-type aliens, it is a beast composed of a half dozen universal remote controls. The combination of alien technology, german engineering, and so many universal remotes gives it the power to control absolutly anything and everything, even from across the room. The only way to vanquish this creature is to let its batteries run out.

The universal remonster was brought to this earth by means of the Far Gate.

universal remonster by .....? November 20, 2003

rockmonster 

A really bad crackwhore!

"yo son i gave a rock to that rockmonster down the street and she sucked my dick for it but it wasn't as good as a normal crackwhore because she is a rockmonster."

rockmonster by White foolio March 29, 2004

rice monster 

Joke among fans of X Japan and/or drummer and pianist Yoshiki Hayashi. In a blog entry, Yoshiki, who at the time had been on a strict rice diet, claimed to have a nightmare about "the RICE MONSTER" attacking him.

The joke has no relation to either of the other two definitions, and most fans of Yoshiki telling the joke would be offended at either of them.

"The day before yesterday, in the airplane on the way to Japan, I had a really weird dream….. I almost….. Well, I think I screamed!! The flight attendant came to me and said "Are you OK? ....." Then I said "THE RICE MONSTER IS TRYING TO EAT ME!!!"….. And she said……. "WHAT????" and I said……mmmm……ah……. "Never mind……ah….. Could I have a glass of Champagne and Caviar please?"

……. OH MY GOD!!!..... "I am so embarrassed"….. I've been doing a "special diet" and training, in order for me to play drums even harder….. Since then "THE RICE MONSTER" has been showing up in my dreams. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

- from a 2007 blog by Yoshiki on Myspace, and the origin of the term's usage

rice monster by A Groupie January 2, 2010

rice monster 

Racial/ethnic epithet/slur:

a) Any person who has an extreme desire to only associate with Asian or Asian descent people -- socially, sexually, etc.

b) a fetish for a certain thing, things/anything Asian.

a) "What's with him/her only wanting to be with Asians? Turned into a real rice monster."

b) "Man, he's/she's totally hooked on that (fill in term such as anime, japanamation, etc. here). Turned into a real rice monster."

rice monster by Tigger_tail October 27, 2004

Mr. RockMonster 

A cool rockmonster

Oh, look a RockMonster.

Mr. RockMonster is a cool rock

Mr. RockMonster by Mr. RockMonster July 4, 2021

Rice monster 

The word commonly refers to asians and is meant as a substitute for “nigger”

Damn John park, you a rice monster

Rice monster by Datnigga1243 October 20, 2019

remonster

Name for a remote controller, TV or otherwise. Named after the Universal ReMonster from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. The Universal ReMonster is a monster made of remote controls.

Toss me the remonster, I want to see what else is on.

remonster by Universal ReMonster December 14, 2008