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Mung Revisited

The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid him/her with this task. The partners then go to the cemetery where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner proceeds to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials into the partners mouth. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face and in your mouth is called munging.
Mung Revisited is a more grammatically correct version of the original mung definition. Mung is short hand for drinking a dead woman's vaginal secretions.
Mung Revisited by ChristianGC February 25, 2009

Garage Days Re-Revisited 

The first 'album' released by Metallica when Jason Newsted replaced Cliff Burton, who died in a tour bus accident in 1986, as Metallica's bassist. It was called the $9.98 album, released in 1987, and is now out of print, making it a collector's item.
Garage Days Re-Revisited is too damn rare. Ebay should have it though.

highway 61 revisited 

The greatest album ever released.
Highway 61 Revisted is the greatest album ever released.
highway 61 revisited by Grobus December 29, 2004

Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 

This natural phenomenon has been around since the dwarven days of old. When two men desired anal they would conjoin there anus's and one partner begins by defecating. Once the fecel matter has penetrated the parallel anus the sphincter reacts and takes in the feces and mothers it as if it were its own. Once the anus has acquired its new bounty it relieves its self back from whence it came. Once statrted, the petpetual anal motion can not be stopped or disturbed by any means or this very act would be defying god himself and all life would end.
The Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 can perpetuate in my cavity any day.
noun.
Someone who only follows trends that have ended just recently. Motivation for doing this varies depending on the individual, but it applies to all who decide to jump on the bandwagon after it's crashed.

Comes from the words "reverse" and "hipster" combined. Also sounds like "revisiter"
Girl 1: Are those jeggings? And a fringe handbag? You do realize nobody wears these things anymore
Girl 2: Yeah, I've decided I like them. *adjusts infinity scarf*
Girl 1: God you're such a revister
Revister by Revister-sadly July 10, 2017

relisted 

The process of taking a closed or sold listing on a website, such as eBay, and posting it again on the site.
This morning I relisted all of my closed listings that didn't sell yesterday.
relisted by zeetzeet December 26, 2013

Revisitis 

a disease found on a remote island called RevisIsland. Symptoms include increased frustration, a drop in statistics for wide receivers, reoccurring nightmares for quarterbacks and wide receivers, and overall dissatisfaction with individuals' personal performance. This devastating disease commonly occurs around the months ranging from September up until late January/early February. The only way to avoid this disease is to not even think about #24....ever.
Each week in the NFL the wide receivers who go up against #24 of the NYJETS will catch Revisitis and have no impact on the football game.
#9 of the Dallas Cowboys this 2011 season caught a case of revisitis when thinking about throwing the ball in his direction and got his pass intercepted.
Revisitis by dblockisland13 November 5, 2011