Reverse Pussy Magnet

Reverse Pussy Magnet;

A guy who defends a girl (when the girl is clearly in the wrong) and the guy ends up getting rejected or when a guy chooses to be on the girls side and fails horribly and ends up getting humiliated (maybe even the girl humiliating/rejecting him).

Some Pretty Girl: THAT’S WHY THERES MORE THAN 2 GENDERS!!!!!!!
Guys: No there’s not you retard! Who raised you?
That One Guy: THERE IS MORE THAN 2 GENDERS GUYS!
Guys:.........you’re a reverse pussy magnet.......just stop..............
Some Pretty Girl:.......................

Reverse Pussy Magnet by Sazulux. March 8, 2021

reverse pussy whipped

Reverse pussy whipped is the delusional state of mind in which the male caters to the females every want and desire with the unachievable expectation that a) she will not cheat on him or b) she will actually accompany him to a social event. Typically this happens when the couple in question is in a miserable marriage or a genuinely shitty dating situation. Commonly this is a very expensive proposition. In most cases the male has been groomed by a lifestyle of beer and pizza. This strategy seldom works in the long term.

I can't believe bob's fat ass keeps blowing off his boys while his wife is " out with the girls". His excuse is feeding the cats. He should grow a sack. He is reverse pussy whipped. Reverse pussy whipped

reverse pussy whipped by Notrpwed January 5, 2014

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Reverse Pussy

When a girl’s pussy lips look like there hanging out from the back of her, looking like Fat Albert's lips hanging out of asshole

Damn that girl in those tight spandex leggings had some serious reverse pussy! You could see that shit right through them!

Reverse Pussy by RVP227! October 3, 2024

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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