Retardoautist 

A name for a retard with autism. This name can also be used in situations when you just want someone to go away. For example: The special kid is asking you to get him a juice box. You say, SHUT UP RETARDOAUTIST. He will go REEEEEE MOMMY WHERES MY CHEETO IPAD and then just run away to break another wall. Problem solved :)

Timmy is such a retardoautist. He plays minecraft and clash royale on his Cheeto IPad! Oh no! He just spilled HI-C on his moms phone. It will be pretty hard to clean that off.

Retardoautist by Roblafo May 23, 2017

Retardiot

Someone that is both a retard and an idiot, use when neither "retard" nor "idiot" suffice.

ree-TARD-eee-itt

Stop being such a retardiot, you retardiot.

Jesus, you are such a retardiot.

Retardiot by Retardiot October 28, 2010

Retardology 

Retardology is the science of slow mind and behavior. Its immediate goal is to understand retarded humans by both discovering general principles and exploring specific cases, and its ultimate aim is to benefit society. In this field, a professional practitioner or researcher is called a Retardologist, and can be classified as a Prankster, Comedian, or Jew. Retardologists attempt to understand the role of mental functions in individual that seem to act “different” than other humans in social behavior, while also exploring the retardological and idiotological processes that underlie certain functions and behaviors.

Im a Retardologist and i study Retardology

Hey look! Its a retardologist, a person who studies retarded people. That means he specializes in retardology

Retardology by Emanstyle16 December 6, 2010

Retardopted

Someone who is both retarded and adopted (and usually finds out about both at the same time).

"Yeah, we finally told Johnny he's retardopted. He's gonna be dealing with that for the rest of his life."

"Studies show that children who are retardopted are 95% more likely to develop early-onset ligma."

Retardopted by ghntb February 12, 2019

Retardosity 

The quality of being a retard. Of one who has special needs; to require a helmet.

The level of retardosity on this message board is astounding.

Retardosity by Dan Avenell November 28, 2003

retardomondo 

See: retard, mondo.

Super retarded. Like a living fart with no education and self-inflicted brain damage.

"You know who's a Retardomondo?"
"Who, pray tell?"
"*insert name of an idiot you know*."
"fo sho"

retardomondo by Keyser_So_So June 12, 2005

Retardoholic 

A person who is so retarted that he makes other people retarted too. If you see a retardoholic you are obliged by law to kill him with a chainsaw. If you don't you die.

Peter: Im a retardoholic!
Daniel: Oh no! Me too!
Anders: Wrrrrm!! Wrrrrm!!

Retardoholic by Danthebloo May 15, 2008