P.T.F.A. RETARD(S)

P.T.F.A.RETARD(S) Stands for Pay the Fuck Attention Retard(s). This term is generally used towards one or more persons that is not actually Mentally handicapped, but rather one who blatantly refuses to PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION and learn or better understand what's being said, there by willingly choosing to remain being a stupid dumb fucking RETARD, that will obviously NEVER FUCKING LEARN....

When Chuck had to repeat herself for what seemed like the millionth time, her answer to the question that the Dumbfuck prison bitches asked her yet again, after she gave them the same answer she always gave them, she said in an exasperated and annoyed tone "WHY DON'T YOU P.T.F.A. RETARD(S)!! " But the dumbfucks still haven't and most likely won't ever P.T.F.A. and will always remain RETARDS.....

P.T.F.A. RETARD(S) by Dr. Cowabunga October 2, 2019

The Retard's Gambit 

Relating to game theory, utilizing a finite but easily consumed resource when a higher quantity or potentially unlimited resource is available.

Eating a healthy chicken is easy, but with some work in taking care of it and harvesting it's eggs you avoid falling for The Retard's Gambit.

The Retard's Gambit by gamblorizer November 20, 2020

Retard’s delight

A culinary masterpiece for those of a highly developed palate composed of Kraft brand macaroni and cheese and cut up hot dogs. True connoisseurs add ketchup as a garnish.

No tard can resist the culinary masterpiece that is retard’s delight. They go crazy for that shit. I seen one tard put away 5 cubic feet of that stuff when I used to work at the state school.

Retard’s delight by Pseudoslüt August 8, 2025

Retard's Razor

Retard's Razor is a play on the term Occam's Razor to describe the dumbest, most one-dimensional, self-centered, self-serving, thoughtless reason that a person could have is the reason why they did something.

Apply Retard's Razor here: he didn't ghost her because he's 'figuring out his life' — he just wanted to bang and bounce.

Retard's Razor by Jhimbo3 April 15, 2026

Schrodinger’s retard 

Somebody who switches up when they get caught for being a retard

“He Fr schrodinger’s retard”

Schrodinger’s retard by BIGGESTOPPYOUKNOW January 8, 2022

Richard's Retard Ranch 

A place where retards, like Richard or the fuckers who live above you in an apartment or dorm, belong. The people at Richard's Retard Ranch act like complete fags and don't know what the fuck they're doing, so they annoy the fuck out of you like the stupid little cunts they are. Most of them don't believe in Cunt church, and belong with Hitler down in hell. If one of these retards lives near you, deport them back to Richard's Retard Ranch like the president deports beaners back to mexico.

"Oh fuck, its a retard that belongs at Richard's Retard Ranch."

Richard's Retard Ranch by 6fishyfishyfishyfish9 November 17, 2017

The Internet's Retard Brother 

Myspace

Myspace is the internet's retard brother.

The Internet's Retard Brother by weavesteve October 18, 2008