5 definitions by Dr. Cowabunga
Rachells are generally cute with beautiful blue eyes and they like to dye their hair often. Rachells are very intelligent and are not to be underesrimated. Some Rachells have special abilities such as having super sonic hearing that can hear you whispering down the block and in someone's basement but will have a hard time hearing you when she's 3 ft away. Rachells are very honest almost to a fault, sweet, caring, loving, and humble. If you are lucky enough to know a Rachell don't ever lose her friendship she's the type of friend to give you the shirt off her back and will always be there when she can for anyone, and if you happen to be in a relationship or in love with one be careful not to upset her even unintentionally as she is very sensitive and has a very low self esteem some say it's non existent. She also with drown you with tons of love and affection and will always want kisses and she also likes snuggles too. She is a PORNSTAR in bed always eager to please her partner and loves to her them moan. Has the best oral skills around and her P*ssy is like a velvet lined treasure box, she'll never disappoint. She speaks 7 different languages but is most fluent in English and Sarcasm. Is usually depressed so you find her always cracking jokes or being silly trying to make others laugh and be happy because that is what makes her happy! Also makes the most beautiful children in the world.
Rachells so nice why does everyone want to hurt her?
Rachells the best she helped me when I broke my leg once.
Rachell is so kind and genuine I don't know why she's so depressed
Rachells the best she helped me when I broke my leg once.
Rachell is so kind and genuine I don't know why she's so depressed
by Dr. Cowabunga June 9, 2018
Tom-man: 1.) A Tom-man is a Tomboy that has grown up and is now an adult thus changing from being a tomboy into a tom-man.
2.) A grown woman that as a child was referred to as a tomboy because of how she acted like “one of the guys” that is now a woman over the age of 18 now being an adult but still just “one of the guys” there by making the “transition” from a tomboy into a tom-man.
2.) A grown woman that as a child was referred to as a tomboy because of how she acted like “one of the guys” that is now a woman over the age of 18 now being an adult but still just “one of the guys” there by making the “transition” from a tomboy into a tom-man.
Charlie was such a tomboy when she was younger,always climbing trees and being rough and getting dirty, but now that she’s an adult over 18 and still doing similar things like working on cars and building stuff and getting dirty, she is now what’s called a Tom-man.
by Dr. Cowabunga May 26, 2019
Eli
Punk ass bitch that beats women forces them to have a miscarriage is THE BIGGEST GAYEST DOPEWHORE IN IOWA and sucks dick for more gay dope
Punk ass bitch that beats women forces them to have a miscarriage is THE BIGGEST GAYEST DOPEWHORE IN IOWA and sucks dick for more gay dope
Look at that punk ass DOPEWHORE oh that’s Eli he’s a gay for pay DOPEWHORE from iowa
Person 1: You see that guy?
Person2: ya that’s Eli he’s a gay for pay dopewhore.
Person 1: damn sucks to be him no pun intended hahahaha
Person 1: You see that guy?
Person2: ya that’s Eli he’s a gay for pay dopewhore.
Person 1: damn sucks to be him no pun intended hahahaha
by Dr. Cowabunga June 21, 2018
P.T.F.A.RETARD(S) Stands for Pay the Fuck Attention Retard(s). This term is generally used towards one or more persons that is not actually Mentally handicapped, but rather one who blatantly refuses to PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION and learn or better understand what's being said, there by willingly choosing to remain being a stupid dumb fucking RETARD, that will obviously NEVER FUCKING LEARN....
When Chuck had to repeat herself for what seemed like the millionth time, her answer to the question that the Dumbfuck prison bitches asked her yet again, after she gave them the same answer she always gave them, she said in an exasperated and annoyed tone "WHY DON'T YOU P.T.F.A. RETARD(S)!! " But the dumbfucks still haven't and most likely won't ever P.T.F.A. and will always remain RETARDS.....
by Dr. Cowabunga October 2, 2019
C.T.F.U.A stand for “Catch the Fuck Up Asshole”. This term is generally used when someone is tired of repeating themselves and having to repeat what they have already said to someone who either wasn’t listening or wasn’t in there when what’s being repeated was originally said.
Person 1: The teacher told us what page our assignment was on but Robbie wasn’t listening as usual so when he asked me to repeat what the teacher said all I could say was “C.T.F.U.A. Robbie, jeez why don’t you ever pay attention.
Robbie: I’m to poor to pay attention that’s why....
Person 1: Wow Robbie just wow....
Robbie: I’m to poor to pay attention that’s why....
Person 1: Wow Robbie just wow....
by Dr. Cowabunga May 13, 2019