retardicans

Socially conservative republicans who base their political beliefs on conservative religious beliefs and who are unaware of the logical inconsistencies in their arguments. Retardicans rail against government intrusion in people's lives, but want the government to restrict choice on abortion, disallow gay unions and marriage, pass and enforce laws on drug usage, increase military spending, and proscribe prostitution or other types of sexual interactions they believe are 'sinful'. Retardicans favor laissez-faire capitalism even when it is not in their own economic interest to do so. The actual areas where they want less government intrusion are taxation and gun rights.

The Retardicans at the Tea Party rally held up their signs saying 'Get your government hands off my Medicare.'

retardicans by paulrevere March 11, 2011

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Retardicus

A hero to the roman people who slays dildos,cow,snails,and Jesus.

"Ya, Me and Jo and Retardicus went outside one day and we were like WOW who put this Rome here."

Retardicus by Jhary March 28, 2008

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Retarticle

Describing something that is rhetorically retarded

Boss: do secretaries do laundry too?
Secretary: some secretaries don't even do their OWN laundry, so dont ask retarticle questions!
Boss: do u mean retarded or rhetorical?
Secretary: combination of both

Retarticle by Chendawg522 January 5, 2008