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51.
So stupid it's astonishing.
worse i was ever in was last winter me an 3 of my boys went to go steal dirtbikes from another naborhood far as shit from ares like 45 min car ride ,well anyway we broke into the shed ,an when we went to get the bikes they were chained 2gather with a thick ass chain ,and the onloy thing in the shed to use was a fuckin big ass filer ,so we took turns fileing it for like 30 mins an we started to get close then i went out to go check an make sure no1 was comin ,as soon as i stepped out i seen this big ass dude runnin at me so i told every1 sum1s comin an we all ran out into the woods ,so im runnin for a second next thing i no i get stuck in a big ass thron bush one of my boys stoped to help me get out of it ,it took like 15 mins ,then b4 i was fully freeed from the bush we seen the dude an sum1 else he was with comin towards us so we started to run ,an i didnt realize but my shoes were still stuck an tangled in the thorn bush so when i went to run my shoes came off an the dude was to close for me to try an grab them lol ,so i hadda run with no shoes to make a longg ass story short because there is much much much mopre crazy shit that ended up hapening that night, but i hadda spend the rest of the night in some cold ass weather an it snowed there the day b4 not much just a few inches but to be runnin in even a inch of snow with just socks on is cold lol plus with no jacket/hoodie or anything an the naborhood we went to steal them from in nothin but woods an shit so i hadda go round for like 4 hours in like an inch or 2 of snow in the woods no shoes an freezein till finally my one boy found some kids house he ew an we stayed there till the mornin then cought a train home by the way i still had no shoes on the walk to the train then on the train itself then when we got off an hadda walk to the bus stop then from were the bus left us off till my house

RETARDED
by WGP>You27k February 13, 2007
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1.
To be tarded twice..
John who is tarded.. is now retarded
by Rob March 15, 2004
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2.
The R-word, retard(ed), was used in the past to describe a person with an intellectual or developmental disability. Since then, it has morphed into a slang word to mean things like “stupid” or “idiotic.” Many people think it is socially acceptable to use the r-word in this way but the truth is, it hurts and dehumanizes those with an intellectual disability and their family and friends. The Spread the Word to End the Word movement was created to end the pejorative use of the R-word and promote dignity and respect for people with intellectual disabilities. Join the movement by pledging to end the r-word at r-word.org and vote this definition to the top.
Person 1: I'm so retarded; I forgot to get milk at the grocery store.

Person 2: Hey, I would appreciate it if you didn’t use that word around me anymore. When you use "retarded" as a synonym for "stupid" or "idiotic," you are saying that all people with intellectual disabilities are stupid, and that’s definitely not true.
by spreadtheword June 13, 2012
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3.
a. Stupid
b. Messed up
c. Crazy, silly, goofy
a. That girl is retarded for stealing when she is rich as hell!
b. Damn boy, your website is looking retarded!
c. Man, it's boring in here. Let's get retarded!
by YoBabyMama July 19, 2005
566 556
 
4.
reasonable, refined, related, relevant, renewed, reputable, reputable, resolute, responsible, resulting in, rich, righteous, romantic, sane, satisfactory, sensible, sensical, sensing, sensitive, sententious, sentimental, serious, serious, shining, significant, sincere, smart, smooth, sociable, solid, something, somewhere, sophisticated, soulful, special, specific, spinted, stable, stand ground, standing, standing tall, steadfast, steady, strong, strong-hearted, strong-minded, strong-minded, stylish, suave, substantial, succeeded, succeeding, successful, sufficient, supreme, swan, sweet, sympathetic, tactful, thinking, thoughtful, titanic, to the purpose, toned, top, treasurable, treasure, treasured, true, truthful, unassailable, unassuming, uncompressed, uncorrupt, uncovert, undiscriminatory, undisputed, undoubtable, undoubting, unexpendable, unfrightened, unique, unloathsome, unmeasly, unpaniced, unperturbable, unpretentious, unquitting, unreplaceable, unridiculable, unrushed, unscared, unshabby, unshallow, unshameful, unstale, unsubmissive, untiring, untrifling, untrivial, untrumped, unvanishing, unwasting, unwavering, unwearied, up, upgraded, uplifting, usable, useful, varied, warm, wel-formed, well-advised, well-carried, well-considered, well-done, well-focusd, well-mannered, well-rounded, well-spoken, well-valued, well-wired, whole, winner, wise, with a home, with purpose, with reason, without need for repent, witty, witty, wonderful, working, worth, worthwhile, worthy.
Russel is retarded.
by Gossamer Willowfly July 10, 2011
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5.
An "unofficial" (not recognized by dictionaries) slang descriptor for a person/thing/action/object, etc., or a combination of, which is one or more of the following:

a great use of time, able, accounted, acting of own age, active, active mind, acute, adequate, admirable, adored, adult, ahead of schedule, alive, altruistically, always fresh, always in motion, amazing, amazing, amazing mind, animated, applaudable, applicable, appreciable, assertive, availing, aware, awesome, bargain, beautiful, beautiful, believable, benefactor, big, big time, blended, bold, brainy, brainy, brand new, brave, breathable, bright, brilliant, brilliant, calm, careful, certain, character, cherished, civilized, clean, clear, clearheaded, clear-minded, coinage, colorful, comforting, commendable, committing, communicative, competent, complex, conceivable, concerned, confident, congruous, consequential, considerable, contemporary, continued, convincing, cool, cooperative, correct, courteous, credible, crystal, cultured, cute, dear, decisive, deeply meaningful, defiant, deliberate, developed, different, different in the best of ways, directed, discrete, distinguished, dove, driver, educated, effective, effectual, effectual, empathy, endless, energetic, enjoying life, enlarging, enormous, enticing, equal, essential, essential, esteemed, excited, exciting, experienced, expression, expressive, , extraordinary, fabulous, factual, famous, fashionable, fashioned, fast, favorite, feathery, fecund, fertile
Russel is retarded.
by Gossamer Willowfly July 09, 2011
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6.
an adjective used to describe something or someone that is pleasing to the eye, or looks good.
"Yo! Check out that honey... she's retarded/"

"Man your car looks retarded, them 21 inch rims are really retarded."
by katch22 May 01, 2004
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7.
In this day and age, "retarded" is just another word for cool, dope, tight, chill, or whatever you say when you like something.
Beach Dude#1: Dude #2, the waves look pretty retarded out there, you wanna go catch them?
Beach Dude#2: SWEET!

Homeboy#1: Yo dawg... The clubs gonna be off da hook ta-nite. You down?
Homeboy#2: Hellz yeah homeboy#1, is gonna be retarded, foo.

RichBitch#1: Like, OMG... my dad just like totally got me the new 2005 BMW645ci. It's like, totally retarded! I love it!
RichBitch#2: That's hot... Didn't he like, get you the like, 2004 one last year?

Redneck: Ya'll imma go catchya some salmon for good eatin' tonight.
6 rednick kids: pop that's retarded!

ChineseGirl#1: Ching yong boing noi lang dong fang!
ChineseGirl#2: Pong bing dong retarded!
by Jimmy March 03, 2005
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