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Respirator

A device used to filter air so you can breath good air. Used mostly while in areas with aerosol, pesticides, poisons.. ect..
Ah, I got me a new respirator for some schlaggin yo!
Respirator by Windexter April 20, 2003

Respiratory Therapist 

A medical professional thats has more brains than a nurse (such as pinky compared to the brain) and more comman sense(cents) than a doctor has in their bank
patient: can i talk to someone who knows what to do around this hospital?

nurse: let me go get the respiratory therapist

covid respirator

When a person is going down on somebody else and that person farts in their face. The recipient of the fart huffs said fart into their cheek and climbs on top of the producer of said fart. Once on top the recipient of the fart then places their mouth over the nose of the producer of the fart and blows their ass gas back into their lungs.
Did you hear what happened to Bob when he went down on Stacey? She farted in his face so he played the uno reverse and gave her the covid respirator.
covid respirator by Cabbage Rabbit December 27, 2021

oral respirator 

Someone who breathes through their mouth at all times even when walking down the street.
Close your mouth, I don't want to be seen with an oral respirator!
oral respirator by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

respiratory therapy (RT) 

A smoking break; smoke break; to smoke.

A phrase used to ask someone if they wanna go for a smoking break with you (in a cooler way).

Used to combat the notion that smoking breaks are 100% negative occasions, since the respiratory therapy they offer is often more than 100% beneficial to the recipient.
Andy: "Hey Chris, RT?"

Chris: "Sure, I'm totally down for some respiratory therapy right now."

Tom: "You two do realize the lung cancer risks right?"

Andy: "Are you kidding me? Respiratory therapy (RT) is totally good for you."

Chris: "Yup RT'ing 2-3 times a day actually improves your mental health and sharpness."

The Respirator 

The female version of a "teabag". The act of a females genitalia over an individuals face while they are unaware or unconcious.
"Oh my God I cant breathe, Stephanie just gave me the respirator!"

"Im totally gonna give Steve The Respirator right now while hes passed out wasted!"