when a woman is very angry at a man to where she slices and dices his penis. similar to when a pickle is chopped up and turned into relish
ya boy cheated on his girl and she turned his dick into relish
by Da XCellent July 11, 2004
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friend #1 that was some hot relish man...and pretty damn tasty, too!

friend #2 soo...u had a good time with her, then?
by canadian foreigner October 10, 2008
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A term that refers to the intoxicated state that uncles get into after drinking large quantities of alcohol.

Origin: Hawaiian

Ex: dude1: brah you drank so much last night, you stood on my kitchen table, pulled down your pants and peed all over!
Dude2: yeah I was all relish
Ex: dude1: brah you drank so much last night, you stood on my kitchen table, pulled down your pants and peed all over!
Dude2: yeah I was all relish
by Livepono December 29, 2015
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Similar to a stink pickle, except a liquid turd, diahrea, etc.
Dang, I knew I shouldn't ahve eaten that Alsups burrito, I just shot stink relish all over the bathroom wall, its even in my socks!
by skarch August 31, 2004
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A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.
by cracky March 2, 2003
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The ripe slurry of fecal matter and poor decisions produced when mucus somehow combines with semen inside of the ass.
After an intense butt fucking, Jen had ass relish leaking everywhere.
by 6 dozen donuts February 3, 2017
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contains 3 ingredients:
1. pickles
2. vinegar
3. monta
1. David: "The monta relish is fresh!"
2. Peter: "Relish for three!"
by Dabito February 5, 2011
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