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Reklats as the name suggests a backward stalker.

Someone who tries too hard to be clever as a forum bully or stalker but usually fails monumentally, then back pedals furiously which only makes them look like a bigger twat.

Will only post in other peoples threads as they lack the ability of creativity and cannot have original ideas of their own (probably from birth or bad accident maybe trauma by sharting next to someone they wanted a relation with.)

As a loner and unliked by many, their only out source of enjoyment is to try and belittle other people in online forums as in real life they tend to get picked on - even by the old and infirm so they dont venture outside much.

Accordingly, all the phrases they use are stolen from films, books or other peoples posts, then they try and palm them off as theirs.

Often associtaed with a Fucktard, wanker, Catalaw and twat.

Rumoured to be similar to a shart with the addition of pissing themselves at the same time, as in they loose all bodily control meeting the opposite sex.
1. I see my post has been hijacked by a reklats, what a catalaw.
2. Fuck me he is such a dumb idiot his Mum and Dad must be brother and sister to produce such a reklats, no wonder why they have platform shoes, its to stop their knuckles scraping the ground.
3. Look over there, that sad twat all by himself why are they alone ? Well if he wasnt such a reklats he'd have a real friend or two.
Reklats by ForumShadow November 10, 2009
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Reklats as the name suggests a backward stalker.

Someone who tries too hard to be clever as a forum bully or stalker but usually fails monumentally, then back pedals furiously which only makes them look like a bigger twat.

Will only post in other peoples threads as they lack the ability of creativity and cannot have original ideas of their own (probably from birth or bad accident maybe trauma by sharting next to someone they wanted a relation with.)

As a loner and unliked by many, their only out source of enjoyment is to try and belittle other people in online forums as in real life they tend to get picked on - even by the old and infirm so they dont venture outside much.

Accordingly, all the phrases they use are stolen from films, books or other peoples posts, then they try and palm them off as theirs.

Rumoured to be similar to a shart with the addition of pissing themselves at the same time, as in they loose all bodily control meeting the opposite sex.
1. I see my post has been hijacked by a reklats, what a catalaw.
2. Fuck me he is such a dumb idiot his Mum and Dad must be brother and sister to produce such a reklats, no wonder why they have platform shoes, its to stop their knuckles scraping the ground.
3. Look over there, that sad twat all by himself why are they alone ? Well if he wasnt such a reklats he'd have a real friend or two.
Reklats by ForumShadow November 11, 2009
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026