sea urchin, found on the rocks at cresci's beach.
also see smearsy
Mr. Demetri schucked the reetzis after salvatore and casey brought up a fresh batch from the beach.

"Ama! Can I have some more reetzis!" exclaimed Casey after Ken grabbed the last few on the table at stage fort.

Vijay was the best at scamathian the reetzis until Marky Scamathy came down and showed him up.
by Accursio February 3, 2007
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Something or person that can be described as retarded. Slang term. Also the same as a "reeter" or "reet".
"That's reetzy."
"You're acting like a total reetzy. You reeter."
"God, this homework is so reetzy."
"My parents are acting so reetzy I can't even handle it! My life is sooo hottzy."
by all.night.raver March 7, 2009
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An ugly, stupid, non athletic, annoying, virgin, who does nothing right.
That guy is such a reetzy roo, he does nothing right.
by Thunder nut December 17, 2017
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