You might be a redneck if......
by Jeff Foxworthy June 27, 2004
1. A group of people that are generally from the south, though can be found throughout the US (upstate New York has an incredible amount of rednecks) That are generally uncivilized**, uneducated**, rascist**, enjoys the outdoor* sports (ie. hunting or fishing), enjoys country music*, knows how to work on a farm*, can fix their own vehicles*, laid back*, and knows how to make moonshine*
**. Tends to be those who live in the backwoods, and does not necessarily apply to all rednecks
*. applys to most rednecks, and almost all country boys
**. Tends to be those who live in the backwoods, and does not necessarily apply to all rednecks
*. applys to most rednecks, and almost all country boys
(Country Boy) Wooee brother, thems some real rascist rednecks over in Carter.
(Redneck) Amen man, them there rednecks real rascist, shoot ya even if ya white.
(Redneck) Amen man, them there rednecks real rascist, shoot ya even if ya white.
by Keairan April 30, 2007
(THIS IS A COMPARISON OF REDNECKS
AND HICKS, THE HICK PORTION IS THE NEXT HALF)
A Redneck:
-May or may not attend a KKK meeting
-Shoots trespassers on sight
-Has a very racist and intolerant attitude, but not all do
-Wears Rebel Flag apparel, such as Dixie Outfitters
-Loves NASCAR
-Lynchs black people
-Hunts down both Mexicans and Blacks, especially if member of the KKK
-Guzzles beer and whiskey, complains about other races taking over in certain areas
-Drives shitty, beat-up pickup trucks
-Threatens people who are different from them, usually when that outsider is in their "territory"
-Beats kids and either beats on or cheats on wife
-Uses various words like All Y'alls, boy, son, wersh, niggur, city fags, chicken n' dumplins, reetard, tarred (tired), shoot son, chink, wetbacks, jeet jet (didyou eat yet), gnawed jew (no did you)gnawed jew....sounds like something a redneck would like...hint hint
AND HICKS, THE HICK PORTION IS THE NEXT HALF)
A Redneck:
-May or may not attend a KKK meeting
-Shoots trespassers on sight
-Has a very racist and intolerant attitude, but not all do
-Wears Rebel Flag apparel, such as Dixie Outfitters
-Loves NASCAR
-Lynchs black people
-Hunts down both Mexicans and Blacks, especially if member of the KKK
-Guzzles beer and whiskey, complains about other races taking over in certain areas
-Drives shitty, beat-up pickup trucks
-Threatens people who are different from them, usually when that outsider is in their "territory"
-Beats kids and either beats on or cheats on wife
-Uses various words like All Y'alls, boy, son, wersh, niggur, city fags, chicken n' dumplins, reetard, tarred (tired), shoot son, chink, wetbacks, jeet jet (didyou eat yet), gnawed jew (no did you)gnawed jew....sounds like something a redneck would like...hint hint
That redneck was wearing his Rebel flag t-shirt talking to another redneck wearing ratty jeans and a NASCAR t-shirt.
Rebel Flag Redneck: Jeet jet?
NASCAR Redneck: Gnawed jew?
I come up and see this and one redneck says "Git outta mah way, city fag!"
Me: "Excuse you, asswipe? I don't have to listen to your redneck country ass!"
NASCAR Redneck: "Y'all wunna fight, son?"
Me: "Who's y'all? I'm the only one here!"
NASCAR Redneck: "Ah'm talkin bout ur niggur friend over dur, we 'uns is gonna hang him!"
Me: "You dumb bastids dont even know what hanging means!"
Rebel Flag Redneck: Jeet jet?
NASCAR Redneck: Gnawed jew?
I come up and see this and one redneck says "Git outta mah way, city fag!"
Me: "Excuse you, asswipe? I don't have to listen to your redneck country ass!"
NASCAR Redneck: "Y'all wunna fight, son?"
Me: "Who's y'all? I'm the only one here!"
NASCAR Redneck: "Ah'm talkin bout ur niggur friend over dur, we 'uns is gonna hang him!"
Me: "You dumb bastids dont even know what hanging means!"
by Ryan August 13, 2004
normally someone who lives in rural parts of the south, drives a jacked up 4x4 pick-up, spends the weekend hunting and/or fishin',wears boots and a fish hook on their camo hats. if anybody is racist it's white yankees. Us good rednecks despise the KKK. color of skin doesn't matter to us.
by john wayne December 2, 2004
Tractors, spam, and country music are some of my favorite redneckisms. What are yours my cousin/wife Billy Sue?
by Office Thunder June 24, 2011
Someone who is proud of the south.
Who doesnt think you have to get dresses up everytime you go somewhere.
People of simple thoughts.
Their truck is their baby.
The dog they hunt with is family.
NASCAR is the number one sport in their world.
They know the meaning and have tasted good down home southern cooking.
Shoot anything that moves off the backporch.
Most of clothes in their closet is camo.
has atleast one black animal named nigger
Know what It means to get a truck STUCKKKK.
Talk about huntin year around.
belive that the south is like a whole different world.
Know what a country boy need to survive.
Live in a small town.
a tractor is a way to get around town.
atleast one or two walls in your house has something you killed haning on it for everyone to see.
FFA is a family event.
Fishing is a christmas tradition.
fitting all the trucks in your yard is a game.
your neighbors know not to call the police when they hear a gun shot coming from your direction.
You know what jeff foxworthy is talking about.
Their girl friend comes after the truck.
skoal rings make the jeans.
The only thing on there radio is country music.
People with many stories.....
Who doesnt think you have to get dresses up everytime you go somewhere.
People of simple thoughts.
Their truck is their baby.
The dog they hunt with is family.
NASCAR is the number one sport in their world.
They know the meaning and have tasted good down home southern cooking.
Shoot anything that moves off the backporch.
Most of clothes in their closet is camo.
has atleast one black animal named nigger
Know what It means to get a truck STUCKKKK.
Talk about huntin year around.
belive that the south is like a whole different world.
Know what a country boy need to survive.
Live in a small town.
a tractor is a way to get around town.
atleast one or two walls in your house has something you killed haning on it for everyone to see.
FFA is a family event.
Fishing is a christmas tradition.
fitting all the trucks in your yard is a game.
your neighbors know not to call the police when they hear a gun shot coming from your direction.
You know what jeff foxworthy is talking about.
Their girl friend comes after the truck.
skoal rings make the jeans.
The only thing on there radio is country music.
People with many stories.....
"heyyy babbby....looky what I killed for ya"
Damn hunting dog aint good for nothing anymore...ohh well he can live on the front porch"
"Hey mama do you think that she'll like going fishing for the first date....wellll duhh of course she will...who doesnt"
"anybody seen my can of skoal"
"baby you sure do look good in camo"
"who says fishin shouldnt be a olympic sport"
"who dont like them one of them good ole redneck girls"
Damn hunting dog aint good for nothing anymore...ohh well he can live on the front porch"
"Hey mama do you think that she'll like going fishing for the first date....wellll duhh of course she will...who doesnt"
"anybody seen my can of skoal"
"baby you sure do look good in camo"
"who says fishin shouldnt be a olympic sport"
"who dont like them one of them good ole redneck girls"
by morgiy August 5, 2008
by Joe Lottner February 28, 2009