Rectoil 

A secretion produced by the human rectum that is responsible for tenaciously maintaining fecal odor on skin. Rectoil is dispersed through Butt Juice.

I don't care how BAD my butt itches, I'M NOT ITCHIN' IT! Last time I had to washed my hand 5 TIMES before I got the smell off my fingers. That Rectoil is no joke!

Rectoil by MR.ZERO July 27, 2011

retorical

A word not intended to have a response.

Is that so wrong?

retorical by Aaron July 31, 2003

Rectothalmia

A medical condition in which the optic nerve fuses with the rectal nerve and everything looks shity

Everyone goes through rectothalmic situations (rectothalmia) sometime or the other in life..

Rectothalmia by Shantu520 October 18, 2011

retorical

a question not intended to be answered.

retorical question-
why me lord?

retorical by ...sch July 8, 2009

rectoral college 

Body of assholes who assemble every four years to confirm chief executive asshole.

The rectoral college was totally wiped out after a marathon session.

rectoral college by tirtle December 15, 2016

Headium Rectoris 

A devastating, incurable disease of one having their head lodged squarely up their own ass.

moron idiot dumbass douchebag retard

Jeff got hammered at the office charity event and spit on handicapped children. He has a serious case of Headium Rectoris.

Headium Rectoris by GhostFaceThrilla June 23, 2016

recturnal emissions 

A nocturnal bowel movement induced by dreaming about having a bowel movement.

Recturnal emissions: it's pretty much self-explanatory.

recturnal emissions by kenniker March 24, 2010