rectitus

when your optic nerve crosses with your rectal nerve and you get a shity out look on life.

when someone is always negative. then they have rectitus.

by slappyMcLoven September 26, 2013

Cranial Rectitus

A severe medical condition caused by excessive arrogance and ignorance resulting in one's head becoming lodged into their anal rectal region.

My customer was yelling and belittling me . I determined he suffered from Cranial Rectitus.

by K-Krunk November 5, 2017

ocular rectitus

a condition when your optic nerve gets wrapped around your asshole, giving you a shitty outlook on life

My boss yelled at several people for no reason this week, just because he's fighting with his ol' lady. It seems like he's developed a case of ocular rectitus

by bilijohn December 20, 2017

Paranoid Rectitus

A mental disorder characterized by people thinking that everyone else thinks they are shittyl

One who suffers from Paranoid Rectitus might say..."You're OK but everyone thinks I'm a shit."

by av84fun June 24, 2012

Severe Cranial Rectitus

Severe cranial rectitus(n.); A condition in which someone's rectum has been deeply penetrated by either their own head or somebody else's in such a manner that medical attention is required to thus remove the cranium from inside of the anal cavity.

"Dude, why do you always have to think with your head up your ass?"
"Its actually a medical condition i was diagnosed with; but my insurance won't cover the bill it costs to treat my Severe Cranial Rectitus."

by Dr. Jones 2021 January 29, 2021