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RecruitNever 

When your company has become so disgustingly toxic that no salary would suffice working there, where the company harbors people in the lead who have underdeveloped brains who resort to bullying and exploitation of skilled candidates for gaining knowledge and achieving forms of success, where the only people that stay are either henchmen or useful dummies. Where the company has to live constantly in the internal world of the bully who has severe personality disorders like destructive malignant narcissism, which could rival "the worst" people in history. Where diversity is non existent and where people live like prisoners in their own geographical and cultural bubble and where the Bully will only ever have one company on his own Resume. Where the code of conduct was written with intentional holes to allow "the worst". Where most of the management have delusions of grandeur and are constantly manipulated by the former into forming fallacious beliefs that benefit the bully. Where other Recruiters are informed that they are doing something at "high level" with the goal of luring and exploiting the next victims and bullying them out and making the company once again look like a sinking ship. But wait, it gets worse! After the Victims have been thrown out they will try to manipulate the interviews and spread whatever bullshit because of Competition and their own Fragile Egos. Then expect lots of internal defamation-gossip to deal with their own insecurities.
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RecruitNever 

When your Company is purposefully trying to become the most hypocrite asshole in

society by trying to do something for other Companies it cannot do
itself which is finding and keeping Candidates. Where people in power
are morally corrupt, toxic, have many personality disorders, often jump

to conclusions that support their confirmation biases and likely to

bully anyone out that challenge their authority or fractured their
fragile egos. Where the kind of people that stay are often cowards as
they avoid any conflict because they don't want to loose their jobs or just nasty people
that align their morality with that with the few corporate psychopaths inside the company

that are often unrecruitable themselves.
Don't let your Company become a "RecruitNever"

recruit difficulty 

When someone is on easy mode. Life is easy, everything goes their way, and nothing is there to stop them.
Man, I'm tired of these females always livin life on that recruit difficulty.

Recruiter 

A French word meaning bullshit artist.
My recruiter signed me up as infantry and I wanted to be an engineer. I should have researched all the jobs in the military before I signed up.
Recruiter by Jimmy June March 18, 2010

Cock Recruiter 

An individual who walks the casino floor(e.g. Las Vegas) and lures guys to strip clubs in the area, by promising free drinks. Also can be applied to hookers that sit with you at a Vegas bar and offer their services.
"This Cock Recruiter stopped me last night on the Casino floor and said that all my friends are going for drinks to strip clubs, offered me 2 drinks and a drive to a slew of different titty bars. Tonight, this hooker sat down near me in a bar and said she was a social worker and would take care of me with her special social skills... What a Cock Recruiter!!!"
Cock Recruiter by Impayler. August 26, 2013

recruiterments 

Apparently what our great president, I mean ex-president, says that terrorists use to recruit other people to their terrorist organizations.
"The best way to defeat this enemy in the long run is to deny them the recruiting tools that are...and the recruiterments..."

"The Taliban has...recruiterments?"
recruiterments by awkward toitle January 20, 2009

recruiterments 

The means to recruit? I don't know, it's a word that our brilliant president came up with. He's come up with more words than William Shakespeare. See also misunderestimate
"The best way to defeat this enemy in the long run is to deny them the recruiting tools that are...and the recruiterments..."
recruiterments by Rami Agonistes November 5, 2007