My recruiter signed me up as infantry and I wanted to be an engineer. I should have researched all the jobs in the military before I signed up.
by Jimmy June March 18, 2010
The most hardcore soldiers in the US Army. They work the longest hours and make the most money. They are the most honest people in the military and will provide your worthless sack of shit son or daughter with a paycheck and a career. Sure you may gain weight, but while the rest of the Army has thier happy asses up at the crack of dawn, you are still asleep. When you do finally get up, you jump in your government car and ride to your air conditioned office.
by Hard Core Recruiter August 27, 2008
The best person in the world. They teach you right from wrong and don't ever give up on you. They tell and show you how much they care. Come to find out they will become one of the most important people in your life.
Sgt turtles: just because I'm your recruiter doesn't mean that I won't care. you're my soldier and I'm not going to let you fail. EVER. I LIKE TURTLES!
by Turtle gang December 1, 2016
Faggit; one who seeks enjoyment (consisting primarily of long nights of chronic masturbation) by ruining the lives of 17 year olds; An extreme optomist, talking only of the brightest sides of the armed forces (i.e. College money that you won't have time to use and traveling (which means traveling to other countries to work long hours that would normally be illegal in the U.S.); Syn. Fag, Faggit, Tranny, Booty Juice Drinker, Deep throat representative.
by King Kupp September 2, 2008
You are absolutely DISGUSTING, RECRUIT! You are an abomination to the human race, you are probably the sorriest, most pathetic failed abortion I have ever laid eyes upon!!! GET YOUR SORRY ASS ON MY QUARTERDECK RIGHT NOW!!! You got 1098765432 and ONE!!!! BITCH I SAID YOU'RE DONE MOVING!!! OH OKAY, okay, Recruit Fuckface doesn't want to stop moving! GET OUTSIDE MY SQUAD BAY RIGHT NOW!!! OK, GET IN THE SQUAD BAY RIGHT NOW!!! OUT!!! IN!!! OUT!!! Bitch say, "Aye sir!" OK Bitch, SCREAM "AYE SIR!" I swear to God if you don't say something, something BAD's gonna happen to you!
by The United States Marine Corps October 24, 2008
We have to recruit students to join chess club so that it won't have to disband due to lack of enrollment.
by Morgan T November 10, 2006
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