Record Player
Record Player by The Nutmaster February 20, 2017
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when your in the movies and a dumb bitch is not giving what you came for you slowly move her hand right on top of your penis and she will do the rest.if she moves her hand away just dont talk to her for awile she see whos boss.
yo broske, i was at the movies with my bitch and i pulled the record player, she movied her hand back so i slaped her.
record player by Chris Calandra May 13, 2005
you are going to ruin your record player needle
As Mephiroth spun the turntable of his record player backwards, he could hear the luciferan chanting...you are going to ruin your record player needle...you are going to ruin your record player needle...
you are going to ruin your record player needle by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 14, 2008
The record player
Something that Sleepy Joe 'braindead' Biden thinks parents should have on at night so kids can 'hear words.' It is unclear however if this is actually a good idea, since Joe didn't seem to know what the hell he wanted to say (as usual) and was confused between the record player, the radio, the television and even the phone!
Joe 'braindead' Biden: Play the radio! Make sure the television the-the excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night, the the the phone, make sure the kids hear words!
Normal person: you're a fucking retard, Trump won anyway.
Normal person: you're a fucking retard, Trump won anyway.
The record player by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022
The Record Player
Resembles the phrase "Sit and Spin." A female lays down tongue out while a man spreads apart his buttocks and proceeds to sit on the tongue. Once he finds himself in a confortable position he begins to spin like a record on a record player.
The Record Player by Buttmaster April 1, 2003
The Record Player
A sex position where a woman spreads her legs to expose the vagina while the man then inserts his penis into her Vagina and then sounds around like a record under a needle
Yo I have that hot bartender a good old fashion the record player last night but she kinda wants to press charges guess she can’t handle it hahahaha
The Record Player by Xxxbulleteater69 June 28, 2025
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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