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recipe-rape 

To take a perfectly good recipe and somehow screw it up.
The wannabe chef was fired due to all the recipe-rape going on in the kitchen.
recipe-rape by jpg3 November 29, 2011

i wanna see the receipts 

A request for evidence.

The phrase was stated in an interview with Whitney Houston when Diane Sawyer read a headline concerning the cost of Houston's drug habit. Houston, apparently assuming there were receipts from drug dealers and also apparently assuming Sawyer had them requested to see said receipts. The clip went viral in the form an animated .gif.
Person 1: "Did you hear? Cher passed away."
Person 2: "I wanna see the receipts."

Original Recipe 

When you get killed or die in a game Dashie will lean into the mic and say “ORIGINAL RECIPE” And it is funny as shit
Dashie just died in Super Mario Maker 2. He gotOriginal Recipe”

receptionize 

The act of working as a receptionist.
Hey Evelyn, what does this company that you receptionize for do?
receptionize by mvolfman July 8, 2010

Show Me The Receipts 

to have proof of something.
Girlfriend: My girl said she saw you with that other bitch!

Boyfriend: Did she? alright then, SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS!
Show Me The Receipts by LAV June 18, 2012

receipts 

proof or evidence when there is tea getting spilled.
receipts can be tweets, texts, or any physical proof of something.
"how do you know that he's cheating on me?"
"hun i got all the receipts'
receipts by etetetetetetet October 17, 2018