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Friendship Reciprocity Ratio 

The friendship reciprocity ratio, or F.R. Ratio, is the ratio representing the unwritten friendship law that the sum of x-friend's purchases for y-friend should be equal to, or as close to equal to, y-friend's purchases for x-friend. The closer to "0" this ratio is, the more substantial the friendship. Any friend who is significantly negative in this ratio is a shitty friend.
Dave- Dude, Greg "forgot" his wallet again. Had to pay for his lunch again. Not to mention I bought him an Audi for his birthday last month and all I got was a misspelled "Hapie Berthday" on Facebook today.

Nate- Greg is a shitty friend. What's your guys' friendship reciprocity ratio at now?

Dave- I think he's got our F.R. Ratio down to -$3,000,000 now.

Nate- Wow dude, what a piece of shit.

Reciprohate 

To hate someone or something as much as they or it hates you.
I reciprohate cats.
Reciprohate by Atxdan August 5, 2015

recipricriciousness 

A strong urge to engage in virtual coitus with anime women.
Mark's recipricriciousness outweighed his daily duties to take care of himself.
recipricriciousness by alteaplier February 12, 2017

Reciprocell 

The act of checking one's email after a companion has pulled his or her Blackberry or iPhone out first. Often used when one is initially afraid of being criticized for checking the phone.
I have to take a call, so go ahead and reciprocell.
Reciprocell by Skinnysherm March 9, 2011

reciprolike 

To "like" something someone has posted online because they "liked" something you posted.
Person 1:

I can't believe you "liked" that picture on Facebook.

Person 2:

She "liked" my post the other day. I had to reciprolike.
reciprolike by Riconator March 12, 2010

Non-Reciprocating Tool 

a completely self-absorbed, unaware "friend" (READ: douche) that you do things for *all the time* that NEVER returns the favor, even in times of crisis, always making the excuse that they're working or busy or just *can't* for whatever reason--always an excuse--ANY time you ask them, no matter what; someone who never returns the many favors you've done for them.
"My Dad just died and I can't find sittage for the funeral tomorrow. Since I've watched your kids for free for the past two days, do you think you can sit mine for a few hours while I go to my Dad's memorial service?"

Non-Reciprocating Tool: "Tomorrow? Oh, no way. Sorry. Gotta work online and stuff. You know. Busy and all. Can't. Maybe next time."