1. A person, usually female, that frequently receives
massive amounts of
sperm into or onto one or many of her body parts
2. Any body cavity that is on the receiving end of ejaculation; most frequently refers to the vagina, the anus, or the mouth, but may also be used to describe the ears, the
nose, or other crevices
1. You should dump your girlfriend. She is the
college sperm receptacle.
2. In a
flash of creativity, I turned her nose into a sperm receptacle. My load got backed up into her sinuses, and she sneezed out sperm all over the place. I promptly zipped up my
pants, got my jacket, and left.