while banging someone in the ass managing to
successfully maneuver them around the room without bumping into any
furniture
successfully maneuver them around the room without bumping into any
furniture
by dan December 5, 2003
An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive you hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forwards. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun watching her face hit the floor. You rise to Admiral status when you can bang her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.
by Long Island August 14, 2004
A Rear Admiral is slang for a proctologist.
"I know I'm a proctologist; and I find it disrespectful to be referred to as a bum doctor or as a Rear Admiral, unless you give me a snappy uniform."
by Duckbutt May 25, 2006
Anal sex in which the reciever wraps his or her legs around the other person's ass and then walks around the room on their hands at the discretion of the person screwing the other persons ass.
"Shut up or Ill give you the rear admiral"
That bruise on his head was from the rear admiraling he recieved the other day.
That bruise on his head was from the rear admiraling he recieved the other day.
by Burrcifer March 12, 2007
HAVING ANAL SEX WITH A PERSON WITH DIARRHEA OR COLITIS, IBS, OR OTHER SUCH MEDICAL CONDITION TO MAKE ANAL SEX WET AND MESSY WITH EXCREMENT
I WAS ABOUT TO BUNGHOLE HER WHEN SHE TURNED HER HEAD AND LOOKED OVER HER SHOULDER, SHE ASKED ME "MY IBS IS ACTING UP, WILL THAT BE A PROBLEM?" I BATTENED DOWN THE HATCHES AND GOT READY FOR A REAR ADMIRAL.
by BENDOHVER August 23, 2016
Whilst doing a girl from behind, or up the arse, attempt to walk all the way round a table. Those who complete this are awrded status of rear admiral
by jenm March 6, 2005
by Dan April 7, 2003