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Middle school relationships 

When you decide to become close friends with someone and say you are dating at ages 11-13. You hang out awkwardly around their friend circles and if you are a hardcore relationship, you might get a kiss on the check.
"Grayden cheated on me again! He's dating Allie behind my back! Middle school relationships are the worst."
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Guide to relationships 

The following is a guide to relationships; it is written by someone who has never had a complete relationship and is therefore considered to be potentially objective 'n stuff
Guide to relationships
Primary requirements for a happy relationship:

Love
Honesty
Respect
Trust
Faith

Without all five of the aforementioned prerequisites; at least one of the participents will never be truly happy.

The key to a successful relationship is communication. Open and honest communication ensures that there are no problems, no doubts. If you are in love with someone, you have nothing to hide from them or from yourself.

To be honest with others, you must first be honest with yourself.
You do know when you are making the wrong decision; what is the point of lying to yourself? You still know the truth - thats just silly.
It is too easy to talk yourself into the wrong choice; it is just as easy to make the right choice and it just gets easier.
Honesty requires very little brain power and instead of hurting the ones who love you; it makes them stronger.

A relationship must be balanced!
You are equals in every way
You both make the decisions, you both take responsibility
Its all about love; not money, not power, not intelligence - just love.

Downgrading relationships 

Leaving or otherwise cheating on your girl/guy/bootycall with a much less attractive/worthy person.

Having a mature loving person always there for you and dissing them for a young naive useless girl without a clue.

Leaving a guy with a job and his own place for a loser in jail or otherwise on probation living with his younger brother since his mother won't even take him in!
Did you see that fat nasty ass whore Danny got with and left his sexy baby mama for?! That dumbass is retarded!

Talk about downgrading relationships, that bitch is 3 times bigger then her!

Dam she went from house in the burbs, to a couch in the basement in no time!
Downgrading relationships by ODC28 August 23, 2011

realationship 

the state of being in a RELATIONSHIP that one would consider REAL.
Jerry: Yo aren't you guys friends with benefits?
Nick: No way bro, we're in a realationship.
Jerry: Wow Nick, thats a full on commitment.
realationship by theoneandonly21 October 26, 2010

relationships

doomed from the start
relationships, either way your fucked
relationships by mimmleflog October 8, 2006

one-way-relationships 

When someone puts everything they can into their feelings and tries to make something work, and their partner displays no intrest
Hey honey, I love you so much, you fancy a cuddle?
Later, I'm watching tv.
Dammit, I hate one-way-relationships
one-way-relationships by lolcatinhat September 15, 2013

Internet relationships 

Internet relationships occur when two people use the internet as the primary form to initiate an maintain a relationship, for example this website. The key form of communication are descriptions of your perceptions of what the other person may be like. however, the question is does this constitute as an effective way to build a relationship especially when there are so many factors which cause confusion? Relationships require effective communication. Initially internet communication eg. emails are great for starting to get to know someone. But open forums like this make it extremely difficult to get to know what the other person is like (especially since you are making judgments on what you think the other person may be like - but is not always necessarily the truth). Relationships require mutual understanding, honesty, commitment and working together as a team.
Are internet relationships effective when compared with traditional modes of maintaining a relationship? Especially in relation to open/anonymous internet chat sites like this