It's free real estate 

A phrase originated from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! which has since been turned into a popular meme.

The phrase can either be expressed literally, in reference to real estate that is "free" (like when a spider inhabits the corner of a room), or figuratively, as to ironically express a "good deal" which is actually an obvious scam.

Person 1: Who left this dirty old refrigerator box in my front yard!!?

Person 2:(waves Person 1 in closer) *Whispers* it's free real estate.

It's free real estate by 🐺 May 1, 2019

Real estate 

A market for people to make money off people that want a place to live.

People and entities involved in real estate benefit the most from an influx of outsiders moving to an area, so of course they want high census counts and little to no resistance to their plan.

Real estate by Solid Mantis May 22, 2021

Sunny Day Real Estate 

Incredible post hardcore, godfathers of emo. Jeremy Enigk screams his lungs out for our own enjoyment. Dan Hoerner=godhead. When Nate Mendel quit, they died-he invented the rad bass licks of the nineties. And W. Goldsmith, the drummer, is so RAW.

Albums to get-Diary, LP2, How it feels to be something on

Too bad they broke up.

Burningofthemidnightlamp: Emo is so lame. But i love old emo; like sunny day real estate, they rock.
Punkrudeloser:Yeps. Emo is lame. Why does it remind you of real estate? thats just creepy.
Burningofthemidnightlamp:...intolerant fuck.

Sunny Day Real Estate by burningofthemidnightlamp December 7, 2004

RealestMemes 

A gamer who likes to play a lot of Fortnite. Has a 10$ computer that can only run 10 FPS on any game. Also enjoys long walks on the beach with his black friends. Also a very big Hitler supporter. Believes in everything Hitler did and wants the world to be like it was before. Enjoys looking at pictures of Concentration Camps.

Hey guys RealestMemes here back with a BANGER!

RealestMemes by HitlersRightHandMan August 18, 2018

uptown real estate 

big boobs, area that is nice and safe in contrast to the grime and filth located downtown where a number of unknown diseases flourish

howard: i ain't ever eat pussy in my life but i wouldn't mind going downtown on that broad, she classy
desmond: real talk...she got some nice uptown real estate too, look like million dollar mansions

uptown real estate by bobbycuzin September 3, 2007

free real estate 

Someone that is easy, someone that is easy to lay, DTF

Sophia has slept with everyone, that ho is free real estate.

free real estate by GMRMOM May 19, 2018

Real Estate Porn 

1. Searching through exotic real estate listings as Safe-For-Work fantasizing about beautiful estates in far-away places you will never be able to afford.

2. Websites offering exotic real estate for sale.

While I was waiting for the final spreadsheet to be finished downstairs, I went to sothebysrealty.com for a dose of real estate porn.

Real Estate Porn by Barbados Ahoy! January 9, 2009