totally badass; trippy and/or mindboggling; unexpected; awesome; delicious; completely original
"Dude, that episode of Lost was totally desmond!"
"Mmm...this ratatouille is sinfully desmond."
"Desmond concert last night, eh?"
an outgoing, mysterious, very sexy, mixed breed who usually carries a personal item that defines who he is. For example, a gold chain.
"Tall, Dark, and Handsome" would most definitely define this person.
"Have you seen that really hot, new guy? He is such a Desmond."
"I'm going out with a Desmond! How awesome is that!?"
A lower second class, or 2:2 degree.
Inspired by South African Desmond Tutu.
Claims about the term 'tutu
' are inherently redundant (2:2 <-- duh).
Many claim to have invented the term, the truth is multiple people invented it at different times, in different places and continue to do so believing they are the first.
In the UK, the 'Desmond' is part of a logical sequence using well-known figures:
First - Geoff
(Geoff Hurst, footballer)
2:1 - Billy
(Billy Gunn, wrestler)
2:2 - Desmond
(Desmond Tutu, bishop)
Third - Thora
(Thora Hird, actress)
You get nothing for a fail.
"Mike's probably getting a Desmond, Bill a Thora, and Phil needs a Billy or above to get into Kings."
Alternative to 'mojo', used to depict an unusually powerful sex drive, which can be sustained for long periods of time.
Man, my desmond was kicking up to high gear last night with my girlfriend.
The sexist man alive, often worshiped at home as a God of love, happiness, intelligence, and wit. Also can be used to describe someone who is crowded by women and has everything in life figured out.
"that guy is such a Desmond"
A very lovable, funny, and sexy hybrid male in the prime of his life. Upon birth, he was dropped into a pool of sexiness by his mother, the Polish deity Zaria, the goddess of beauty. He is commonly referred to as a god of sex, love, strength, beer, intelligence and sex. No woman can resist his charm. When drunk, he has an irresistible urge to hug others and his skill on the xbox 360 increases exponentially. Not to mention, he once spooned with a porcupine. So contact Desmond, and you can play with his needle.
Wow, you were a total Desmond last night.
Probably the best guy ever. At first he's shy but once he comes out of his shell he's a total fun loving nutcase. He's witty, smart, handsome, romantic and caring. He can play mad guitar too. If you ever meet a Desmond you'll probably fall head over heels and then see HIS MASSIVE COCK.
"Oh hey girl I heard you're dating Desmond?"
"Yeah omg and I saw his dick last night and it's the size of a black mans! HE RIPPED ME IN HALF!"
"Man! I have to get me a Desmond!"