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rasterbation 

The action of masturbation while wearing a Rastafarian hat (preferably with dreadlocks) and smoking large sums of marijuana. Generally those who partake in this activity shout "yaman" at the moment of ejaculation.
Fred: "Hey, you guys wanna have a huge rasterbation session tonight?"
Tad: "You know it!"
rasterbation by rasterbator1 July 7, 2009

Rapturbation 

Due to the near unanswerable question of "What is it called if you rape you're own clone? Rape or masturbation?" a new word has been invented to answer this question.
I totally rapturbated last night.

Rapturbation? Is that legal?
Rapturbation by IXTakaXI October 18, 2009

Management Masterbation 

When Management does something purely for their gratification that will produce nothing.
Team building exersizes, employee surveys are just a few examples of management masterbation.

violent masterbation 

Masterbating in an extreme manner; associated with shaking, yelling, high speed, and possibly pain.
Josh had the greatest money-shots ever, but he died from too much violent masterbation.
violent masterbation by Bigg N October 27, 2006

rasterbating 

Resizing an image larger to fit on many pages. These are then printed out and placed side by side to recreate a large poster of the original image. Usually the image is also modified to be made up of small dots, similar to old comics.
"That poster is huge, it must have cost you hundreds."
"No, Wendy taught me about rasterbating, it only ended up costing like $10."
rasterbating by Chris DeHaan May 20, 2008

rasterbator 

The Rasterbator is a web service which creates huge, rasterized images from any picture. The rasterized images can be printed and assembled into extremely cool looking posters up to 20 meters in size.
The origonal definition for rasterbator was completly wrong, so I stole the one off the official site... google... duh
rasterbator by CSB November 4, 2005