Rasterbate

A mixture of Rastafarian-ism and masturbation, to "rasterbate" is the act of being stoned while masturbating.

After hitting the bong a few times, Jen and John went into the bedroom. Jeremy has no lady so he sat in the living room to rasterbate.

by couch.40 July 12, 2011

rasterbate

To spend many hours working in photoshop making a picture look exactly the same as it did when you started.

"Man... My eyes are killing I've been working on that new logo all day. I need a bigger monitor"

"Yeah, they always said that too much rasterbation would make you go blind"

by CheShA March 2, 2005

rasterbator

A person who spends too much time on the Internet or the computer in general.

Damnit, he's been on Newgrounds all day. He is such a rasterbator .

by j2p September 9, 2005

rasterbate

To spend to much time on the Internet or the computer turning a whiter shade of pale.

Example of Rasterbate | Go outside every once in a while before your brain starts to rot from too much rasterbating.

by j2p September 9, 2005