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racquetball 

A wickedly fast (the ball at the highest level travels in excess of 160 MPH) indoor court game played by some of the most amazing athletes on the planet. Allot a crafty old dudes play a much slower, but equally demanding game. Few sports pack as big an exercise punch as racquetball. The game is gaining players world wide while keeping an avid player base here in the U.S. Court 40ft by 20ft There is also an outdoor version.
I'm absolutely exhausted today from an hour of intense racquetball.
racquetball by gutenberg13 July 1, 2014
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Romanian Racquetball 

When you're in a racquetball court and you shart. Then proceed to wipe said shart liquid upon the wall.
Ohhhhhh dude remember when I took that Romanian Racquetball up at the Rec Center at college.

Rectal Racquetball 

A sexual move where you clap someone’s asshole so hard that your dick titties slap their genitals. Generally considered unpleasant due to the probability of permanent sterilization.

In a male-female situation, should the man manage to launch a testicle into the woman’s vagina, he will be rewarded with a moan similar to the bellow of a horny ton-ton.

In a male-male situation, the “clapper” attempts to high-five the other man’s bean sack. Success will result in an immediate ejaculation from both men.
“Have you tried rectal racquetball with your girl yet?”

“Nah I’m not tryna bruise my balls.”
Rectal Racquetball by HippyDippy_ January 11, 2019

Raquetball

1. (Sport) A game where two people play in a large retangular room with a tall ceiling. The court has 2 large parrallel red lines across it the short way at about the middle.

The server stands in between the two lines on either side(depending whether he is left- or right-handed). He hits the raquetball to the far wall, the ball then would bounce back ant the other player runs and hits it back to the far wall, when it bounces back the second time the server has to hit it.

The game continues like this until one person misses. If the server misses the other player serves. If the other player misses the server gets a point and he serves again.

2. (An almost quote) A game where you can simultaneously be looking at the ball and feel it hit you in the back of the head. (As made famous by Brian Regan)

3. (Object) The small blue, green, or red rubber/foamish-feeling ball used in the sport Raquetball.

4. One of the most beastly-ass games you could ever play, EVAR
1. Yesterday I played raquetball at the Health Club

2. Brian Regan is a funny guy

3. I got hit in the face with a raquetball

4. Raquetball= BEASTLY
Raquetball by blu3hat + S1appy December 29, 2010

racquetball soccer 

A glorious sport, practiced in a racquetball court. A soccer ball takes the place of a racquetball, and two teams try to get the ball to the forward wall without letting the ball bounce on the ground more than twice. If the ball hits any wall/the ground other than the forward wall during the serve, the serve is a fault and must be done over. Play goes to an odd number decided upon at the start, as required by time available to play. 5, 7, 11, 15, and 21 are common goal scores. Not to be confused with SocCourt.
Hey! I've got a free period! Let's go play some Racquetball Soccer!
racquetball soccer by The Gumrunner September 28, 2007

raquetball

a britsish sport similar to squash.
I am very good at raquetball!
raquetball by JOHNSON October 17, 2003

racquetball soccer 

A glorious sport, practiced in a racquetball court. A soccer ball takes the place of a racquetball, and two teams try to get the ball to the forward wall without letting the ball bounce on the ground more than twice. If the ball hits any wall/the ground other than the forward wall during the serve, the serve is a fault and must be done over. Play goes to an odd number decided upon at the start, as required by time available to play. 5, 7, 11, 15, and 21 are common goal scores. Not to be confused with SocCourt. The origination of the game dates back to March of 2006 at Albuquerque Academy.
Hey, I've got a free period! Lets go play some Racquetball Soccer!
racquetball soccer by The Gumrunner September 27, 2007