Randycapped
That guy is completely randycapped.
Randycapped by DTown brown March 11, 2018
Andycapped
The state of having Andrew in your group for a project. You are at a disadvantage before you are even given the assignment. Often charactarized by getting little to nothing done, and long, drawn-out periods of laughing at Andrew's expense.
Teacher: Alright class, today we will be starting a project, due at the end of the month.
Guy 1: Nose goes!
(Guy 2 and 3 put their fingers on their nose before guy 4.)
Guy 4: Son of a bitch! Andycapped again!
Guy 1: Nose goes!
(Guy 2 and 3 put their fingers on their nose before guy 4.)
Guy 4: Son of a bitch! Andycapped again!
Andycapped by T. Juda December 22, 2008
Related Words
Randicapped
Adj.
1. A state of mental deterioration brought on by lack of sexual activity. Sympyoms include: lack of attention span accompanied by obvious and shameless gawking at the opposite sex, erections lasting more than four hours, internet porn addiction, chronic masturbation, public masturbation, continuous masturbation, procrasturbation, auto-erotic asphyxiation, bestiality, chafing, bleeding, dry skin, coprophagia, dry mouth, night time emissions, etc.
2. Horny as fuck.
1. A state of mental deterioration brought on by lack of sexual activity. Sympyoms include: lack of attention span accompanied by obvious and shameless gawking at the opposite sex, erections lasting more than four hours, internet porn addiction, chronic masturbation, public masturbation, continuous masturbation, procrasturbation, auto-erotic asphyxiation, bestiality, chafing, bleeding, dry skin, coprophagia, dry mouth, night time emissions, etc.
2. Horny as fuck.
It wasn't just the drool slowly working its way down Rupert's chin that alerted Alejandro to the fact that his compatriot was completely randicapped. No, it was really the fact that the poor bastard had surreptitiously pulled out his erect penis in the train station and begun softly slapping it against a guard rail as he gaped at a passing female that really gave it away for Alejandro.
Randicapped by Tromboned October 29, 2009
Candycapped
Amy and Aaron had such a successful trick or treat they became candycapped enjoying the fruits of their labor. It was the best day ever - they finally had an excuse for being retarded.
Candycapped by Joejohn Johnston October 11, 2017
candycapped
Using two large lawn decoration candy canes to pretend you're handicapped, usually around Christmas time.
Little johnny slipped on the icy sidewalk by the lawn ornaments and became candycapped, much to the amusement of his friends.
candycapped by DoublePlusGood November 26, 2006
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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