Cojones Rancheros

Wrapping one's testicles in a soft corn tortilla while adding a dash of hot sauce after which thrusting it in another's mouth.

My girlfriend had a taste for Taco Bell last night but it was closed so I got out the tortillas and hot sauce and she ate my cojones rancheros.

Cojones Rancheros by Rancher69 July 19, 2010

huevos rancheros 

Rancher eggs in english latin slang for testicules

We was playin tetherball i hit the ball and it hit him in the huevos rancheros

huevos rancheros by CLO July 16, 2005

huevos rancheros 

The act of shoving your flacid dick and both balls into a womans mouth when she is snoring. Then you scream, "rise and shine bitch."

My girl wouldn't stop snoring so I fed her the huevos rancheros

huevos rancheros by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009

Randos Rancheros 

Randos Rancheros is a breakfast scramble containing whatever you can find in your fridge. If you have tortillas that's even better, but whatever you can find and cook in your fridge will work.

I'm too lazy to go to the store, mind if I make some randos rancheros from whatever I find in the cabinet?

Randos Rancheros by D S op May 8, 2017

Los Huevos Rancheros

Used to describe balls or scrotum. Translates to cherished eggs. Often used in baseball.

Player: I took one right to Los Huevos Rancheros!!

Los Huevos Rancheros by dasamster June 1, 2009

wuevos rancheros 

a mexican breakfast food.

or a childish song to the tune of the cheetah girls song "amigas cheetahs"

"Jose lets get chor madre to make some mui deliciouso weuvos rancheros"
or...

"wuevos rancheros yummy for lyfe,i eat you for breakfast,me and you are tyte"

wuevos rancheros by Jade S-S November 6, 2007

Hueves Rancheros 

A popular Mexican dish based on huevos rancheros in which one eats a plate of eggs, shits them onto a tortilla, and tops it off with salsa and cilantro. Typically enjoyed on Thursdays.

Me: How was your trip to Cancun?
You: It was fantastic! I had the best hueves rancheros at this four star restaurant!

Hueves Rancheros by Trypanosome44 October 14, 2016