ramblefap

just jacking off/masturbating into a mic
lots of spicy asmrtists do this

person 1: did you listen to u/tombanter’s new audio?
person 2: which one?
person 1: the ramblefap one
person 2:oh yeah lol

ramblefap by i’m addicting November 18, 2020

ravioli rumbles 

ravioli rumbles is when you have the deep unrelenting need to have some ravioli. preferably chef Boyardee

Dave: What do you want for dinner tonight John?
John: I think I have the ravioli rumbles
Dave: I'll get the chef Boyardee

ravioli rumbles by chef boyardeehycbgerjetyjetyj7 February 24, 2017

pre-ramble 

The opening paragraph of a very long email or document.

Noah's email was so long, I barely got through the pre-ramble.

pre-ramble by glargy August 29, 2014

Ramblesnatch 

A rare, loud exotic drunk woman known to frequent bars in southern states. Usually carries a beer bong in one hand full of whiskey, and twin babies in the other arm. Often wears def leppard tshirts, and performs Mexican voodoo while taking long shits while playing Super Nintendo

Check it out over there, Darrell. It's one of them Ramblesnatch bitches you been lookin for!! Get some

Ramblesnatch by Yahoo!'s May 7, 2017

Rectal Rambler 

One who talks out of one's ass by speaking without true or accurate knowledge of the subject.

The real estate agent proved to be a rectal rambler when she explained that the water line visible on the white enamel washing machine was caused by water wicking instead of being evidence of basement flooding.

Rectal Rambler by AmosOtis February 6, 2009

the rumbles 

When your tummy gurgles and hurts. Usually, after a Taco Bell binge.

Man that Taco bell gave me the rumbles!!

the rumbles by OoklaGeezus July 1, 2005

rambler 

One who roams the streets less traveled,
kickin' up dust along the way

"That Jane, shes a rambler. Never know where she'll go next or when she'll be back"

rambler by Honey Britches March 13, 2009